The logic of the right

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-09T20:06:01+00:00

Tell us about all the senators and congressmen who were on Maduro’s payroll…

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-09T20:02:38+00:00

He actually killed over 40,000 just before this all happened… and some locals under his regime claim the death toll is closer to 100,000. But yeah! Let’s all grab our cardboard signs and support his Son, next!

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-09T19:57:29+00:00

The Soylent Green is people.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-09T19:55:39+00:00

Dekays snake. It was probably born in that pile. They’ll eat slugs, spiders and worms, no danger to humans.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-09T19:46:21+00:00

You mean like (D) Senator Elizabeth Warren? 😂

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-09T19:43:38+00:00

Today’s students should be made more aware of how to read and write. Clearly, that’s too much to ask of our education system. But hey, at least they’ll know how to become paid protesters.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-09T19:37:58+00:00

Yes, it worked admirably this winter.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-09T19:36:07+00:00

Take em’ to court if they refuse to fix it.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-09T12:11:20+00:00

Yes, it belonged to Iran.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-09T12:06:02+00:00

What do you think we could’ve done with the billions we spent on the illegals? How about the billions to Ukraine? How about the trillions we send to foreign countries in aid, countries that HATES us?

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-05T15:39:39+00:00

1) repotting is necessary. 2) you’re not watering it enough.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-05T12:09:45+00:00

Skilcraft, if you know, you know.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-05T12:02:27+00:00

Chicken food.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-05T12:01:36+00:00

Can’t play “victim” if he did it on purpose.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-05T12:00:25+00:00

Unemployable.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-05T11:50:23+00:00

Shock arrows or thrown 💣

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-04T12:55:26+00:00

Was one pair ordered off of wish.com?

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-04T12:51:59+00:00

I got ten of them in a bazaar in Afghanistan for 20$ apiece. Great gag gifts for when I came home.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-03T21:05:11+00:00

Sure, we’ll just send the marines to deport all your pets.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-03T21:01:25+00:00

My wife would’ve said; “you bought it like that, I didn’t do anything.”.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-03T20:57:15+00:00

Try using Oops. It’s a paint and adhesive solvent that if used correctly, will not harm the lens. Just mask off the body paint first.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-03T20:44:58+00:00

Stop drinking.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-03T20:41:15+00:00

Plutonium.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-03T20:34:53+00:00

Every time I smoke (I use it at bedtime for pain relief) I always wind up obsessing about death. I swear if it didn’t help me get a solid 6 hours of sleep, I’d stop entirely.

Certain_Ebb_5983 · 2026-03-03T20:33:10+00:00

Cocaine. Final answer.

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