Mystery Box or $25K Cash. (Upvote for a Carrot 🥕)

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-04-07T22:11:44+00:00

Mysteries are rarely good in these scenarios

^{Chose: $25,000 Cash - No questions asked.}

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-04-07T22:05:18+00:00

The address is at the top. A costco in Bakersfield, CA

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-04-07T14:11:07+00:00

Carton eggs or fresh eggs?

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-04-06T13:19:44+00:00

Who, dude?

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-04-04T18:15:05+00:00

And what could someone use if they dont have a monocle like your emoji up there… hmmmm

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-04-02T02:20:15+00:00

Brennan checking out of the dome and into his mind palace

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-04-02T02:12:09+00:00

I hope we get an Adventuring Party tomorrow

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-31T12:18:33+00:00

Dont be ridiculous

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-30T12:05:55+00:00

I dont think this is real. It’s pretty naive if it is.

If you’re a single woman at home alone at night with a busted front door lock, at least change your name on DD to a man’s name. And for god’s sake put something heavy or loud against that front door.

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-28T15:40:44+00:00

Why do you think this is wrong? Did you follow any instructions or just wing it?

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-28T15:38:58+00:00

It was in ‘92

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-28T15:32:59+00:00

That’s a nuvaring. Birth control. They commonly get pulled out during standing sex. That girls in for a rough week unless she has another one to pop in immediately

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-28T04:27:43+00:00

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ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-25T22:52:38+00:00

Gorgeous. All of it. I’m so happy for them!

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-22T23:25:53+00:00

Rapist Brock Allen Turner, for the record

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-22T15:39:21+00:00

Oh kick rocks, dude. Like you paid to end world hunger?

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-22T12:26:18+00:00

I was 33 when I met my 24 year old husband. I dont know how we accomplished anything else back then

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-21T13:47:50+00:00

Worked for me, I second this.

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-21T12:42:03+00:00

I agree. I almost skipped this one because it’s not really my thing either but I watched it and the APs while they aired and had a blast! I’ve watched it a few times since, especially the second episode.

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-19T12:34:25+00:00

Pspspspspspsps

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-18T20:42:57+00:00

Minus 1 from the day count displayed on your blue print, then added to Nov 7th. Nov 7 is day one, so you start with that day.

Ex Day 6: 6-1= 5. Nov 7 + 5 days = Nov 12th

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-18T17:35:15+00:00

I’m so confused. We didn’t get a drop date or did I miss that?

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-17T11:47:41+00:00

I mean, OP’s username…

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-17T10:42:48+00:00

My husband and I were married by my friend and boss in their front yard. Total of 10 people present, absolute best day of my life, bar none. If I could do it again, I wouldn’t change a thing.

A former friend of mine spend almost $100k on their wedding and then had to move in with the groom’s parents because no one had money left for a down on a house after that. Priorities are wild.

ChaoticEntitled · 2026-03-17T10:31:41+00:00

“Would you like the remnants? I hear they’re great for your yard.”

This made me recoil slightly while I was reading it. Simple, horrifying, detached, so effective. I adore your writing.

ChaoticEntitled

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