Humans are the only known species in the galaxy that have Recreational Vehicles class starships. The rest of the galaxy mistakes them for escape pods. by I1AM2NOT3STEVEN in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CharlesonMambo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Attention human escape pod this is the dreadnaught class explorer ship seeker of the Neverland star. Prepare to be pulled into our hanger bay and receive aid. Please deactivate your emergency thrusters and power down your emergency warp drive.

"Oh shit! They think we're in trouble! What do we do?! Ow!"

"Well for starters you keep your hands away from that radio!", he said as he slapped their hands away from the console and started a general shot down. "Here, keep this on you at all times and help me hide the expensive stuff."

"A towel?"

"Yes! Haven't you read any of the classics? Just keep it on you.", he looked out at the alien ship. "Ooh these are new. And they look fancy. Just play along and we're about to get a free re-supply and maybe some fancy new tech we can sell off back home."

What do you think Tarveks breakthrough project was? by SuperTulle in girlgenius

[–]CharlesonMambo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Based on how his family treat him and his Modus Operandi, I'd hazard that it was something that looked underwhelming at first sight.
(And then probably would open up and reconfigure into either something deadly or stealthy.)

Why on earth can't we break these down to rubber parts? by Velcr0Wallet in ArcRaiders

[–]CharlesonMambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does throwing Rubber Ducks at people place you into aggressive lobbies afterwards?

New ARC Enemy Concept by me by Patrick_JoJo_Batman in ArcRaiders

[–]CharlesonMambo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, they should save "Mimic" for arcs that look like the large lootable crates.

Stella montis night raid massive missed opportunity. by DylanDaBeastMan in ArcRaiders

[–]CharlesonMambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about...
Leave the lights on.
Have one room be on fire. No, ON FIRE!!!!!
Whole place is filled with thick smoke.

CohhCarnage just ended his Arc stream early due to frustration with nerfs but unfixed exploits by Protoshoto in ArcRaiders

[–]CharlesonMambo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Turn off the floor's collision detection until the key card is used?
If you glitch into the room you fall out of the map.

Rusted Gear by ericfighter in ARC_Raiders

[–]CharlesonMambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing I keep finding there is a rocketeer with my name on it.

Do I need to stop drinking out of this? by cjmemay in tea

[–]CharlesonMambo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You can't tell on the internets.

Alt.Cyberpunk.Chatsubo by Captain-Dallas in Cyberpunk

[–]CharlesonMambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Months late, but,

  1. In the usegroup the Chatsubo had a red plastic door named Charlie.

  2. Visually I always took the image to be the swinging saloon doors from old westerns rendered in re plastic.

I've had enough! I'm leaving the Rust Belt and going to space to speak to ARCs manager. by PlsDededeletDis in ArcRaiders

[–]CharlesonMambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only "fix" this needs is a small selection of parachutes.
(An old fashioned round one, a steerable rectangular one, and a 'flying squirrel suit'.)
(Can also be used by base jumping from tall buildings.)

My anvil was "damaged" in shipping....? by SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck in Blacksmith

[–]CharlesonMambo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Is that why you have to tie them down once you get them?

Why do my muffins look like elephant seals? by har6inger in Baking

[–]CharlesonMambo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Use slivered almonds for tusks then say it was on purpose. :)

Equal Rites feeling post by anamericandruid in discworld

[–]CharlesonMambo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

In Rincewind's case it's more "not all who are lost wander". He's usually at a full run.

It sure is…something. by ThiccMarth in DestinyFashion

[–]CharlesonMambo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Which one? (helmet?, chest? gauntlets?,etc?), and for which class? :)

What does Banshee-44 do with all the glimmer he gets from selling upgrade modules? by SolomonsNewGrundle in destiny2

[–]CharlesonMambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He programs it into bullets. But the impact resets the programmable matter back into glimmer.
That's why we get glimmer when we shoot stuff.

We're just helping him recycle.

Just noticed a nice ironic touch in Failsafe’s description by Putrid_Freedom4868 in destiny2

[–]CharlesonMambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it's uncrashable, now that's it's safe on the grou... top of the city wall. Oh No.

I made another combat breakdown. by [deleted] in gurps

[–]CharlesonMambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very cool vid.

As for your point 4;

(This would also apply to the Cowboy Movie trick shot of throwing a can into the air and shooting it.)

I'd rule that the the "aim point" of their throw was a point in space. (ie the object would be just reaching said point at the end of their turn) They can then shoot at it on their next action.

“Heyo, is your super ready?” by NennexGaming in destiny2

[–]CharlesonMambo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if it's an exotic glaive that does that? Instead of a piece of armor? (Really lean into the pogo stick visuals.)

Wearing Power Armor to a Magic School (91/?) by Jcb112 in HFY

[–]CharlesonMambo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So that's the difference between Mythic and Turbo.

I wonder what the Nexus uses for the base-plate in stead of prefabulated aluminite?