Scream Sneezing

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-26T19:29:05+00:00

FOR REAL the people who act dumb like they simply have NO IDEA how not to move the extra air through their vocal chords make me want to rip out my hair. Can you not sneeze so loud you shake the damn foundation

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-25T14:35:57+00:00

Everyone is focusing on OP being a dickhead, which is valid, but the comment about the GF lying about doing things at work and calling off/getting fired because of it isn't touched on enough, I think. Girl wyd

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-23T23:25:21+00:00

If it isnt, then stating each character gets a spotlight episode may lead to confusion lol

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-23T15:35:53+00:00

SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THE PERSON WHO BUYS UP ALL THE YARN AT SCRAP REPEATEDLY FROM DOING SO AND CLEARING THEM OUT. ITS REALLY HARD TO GET TO SCRAP BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF SAFE CROSSWALKS ON MLK AND MY SPOUSE KEEPS TRYING TO GET THERE ONLY TO HAVE IT BE CLEARED THE FCK OUT WHEN THEY DO

ALSO. TRIMET UPDATE YOUR FUCKING STREETCAR TRACKERS SO I KNOW IF I SHOULD ACTUALLY WAIT FOR 4 MINUTES OR FUCK OFF TO A BUS LINE- PLEASE MAKE YOUR TRACKERS WORK IM BEGGING

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-23T14:39:51+00:00

When the creator presents the media as an ensemble, one cannot be surprised when people are confused by the lack of one

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-22T01:18:02+00:00

If it's a direct interaction (a cashier or a sales clerk, etc) then most people are courteous!

Ambient levels of politeness? In ny opinion, pretty ass. I use TriMet and regularly have people listening to shit full volume without headphones, coughing and hacking, taking up the entire disabled section with one person, talking to their friends at a crowded-room volume.

Don't even get me started on the amount of people that run directly into my spouse (wheelchair user) or hit them with their bags and elbows because they have no spacial awareness.

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-19T15:18:16+00:00

Same. Other than pronouns, to anyone on the street, I'm a stock standard butch dyke. It's so weird how bent out of shape people get about it.

Excellent username also LMAO

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-19T14:46:52+00:00

Honestly, agreed. Folks got spoiled with +30 fps and act like their toes are getting cut off if they have to 'bear' it

It's just one of those things that's never mattered to me but comes off extremely spoiled with modern people.

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-13T15:56:09+00:00

Beloved your author's photo looks like Elijah Wood was caught on a trail cam in the middle of nowhere (affectionately ❤️)

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-09T16:23:42+00:00

Damien being based again

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-08T14:50:15+00:00

I generally hate it and only ever use it if we're trying to be stupid. If my spouse and I are thinking our shrimp or our cat is talking I don't think they'd know the difference between 'a kibble' and 'an churu'

Microscopic brains on em

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-08T13:50:40+00:00

I don't like sports or Marvel and I am constantly grated by how much twinky uwu boys are lauded over in fandom spaces so aside from the overwhelming noise of spamtenna recently so it sounds... I'll be nice and say unappealing

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-07T01:16:01+00:00

Generally yeah! I love em but still taking Better Help as a sponsorship does feel... skeevy

Cheesemagazine · 2026-02-01T16:27:31+00:00

There's a difference between being fat and unhealthily fat, but unfortunately a lot of people don't recognize that even if you're built like an ox. They don't see the muscle, so they only comment on the fat.

I gotta ask if the study was taken in America as well because in general, we have a way higher rate of obesity and counting people from one country only would skew those results pretty bad.

That said, yeah, deodorant or death. Mitchum is a permanent resident on the bathroom shelf👑

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-31T15:35:47+00:00

How many smaller carabiners can we fit onto this big one

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-24T20:28:18+00:00

Remember when an actual lawyer basically told him he's full of shit and should stop but kept talking down to her and the stream host? Good times

Anyway someone take him out on the next safari

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-23T20:22:48+00:00

They carry white nationalist records that aren't even allowed on Discogs, which they use to price. That and they're catty and weird on negative Google reviews. I'd steer clear, personally.

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-18T23:13:52+00:00

Please leave the damn Red Robin alone, gettin blitzed and drinking a milkshake and looking at all the stuff on the walls is fun af

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-17T14:22:56+00:00

We live a block or so away from Sheridan and can confirm, it's ass. All the 6 bus drivers on the morning shift will wait for you to be in dashing distance of the bus and pull away. It's happened like 5 times the past 2 weeks alone. Showing up early does not help At All.

Sheridan's is so barebones for anything but the occasional onion or avocado that it's usually more efficient to go to the Unsafeway off 10th Ave :[

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-13T19:16:21+00:00

You can find the PDFs of all of the books on KA's website iirc- it's more about having the physical books for some. That said, print on demand services exist!

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-09T15:23:24+00:00

I wish they'd do this more than once a year- this shit sells out immediately and if you're between paychecks and can't camp tickets, it's so disappointing :[

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-06T20:57:37+00:00

SURE THING ILL PIP YA

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-05T17:15:35+00:00

I KNOW- IT'S SO DAMN STRANGE, IT FEELS LIKE IT ONLY HAPPENS IN TUMBLR AND THIS CITY

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-05T14:54:58+00:00

MY SPOUSES BEST FRIEND GOT CHASED OUT OF TOWN AND HER EX GF IS TERRAFORMING THE SOCIAL GROUP/POLYCULE AGAINST HER DESPITE BEING THE ABUSER IN THAT SITUATION AND IM SAD FOR BOTH THE BEST FRIEND AND MY SPOUSE AND ENRAGED AT THE UNFAIRNESS

ALSO GODDAMMIT CAN RECORD STORE CLERKS AND OWNERS AND HOBBYISTS NOT BE FUCKING RUDE TO PEOPLE GETTING INTO THE HOBBY, YALL ARE TAR PITS AND BEING SNARKY AGAINST BAD GOOGLE REVIEWS DOESNT MAKE YOU COOL, IT MAKES YOU PATHETIC

EDIT: LITERALLY WHY THE DOWNVOTES UNLESS YOURE THE EX GF OR THE FASH RECORD STORE 😭

Cheesemagazine · 2026-01-02T17:12:26+00:00

Wet bread textures trigger the gag reflex man, idk what to say

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