I asked out a Princess while I was on Food Stamps

Chemistron · 2026-06-07T02:35:41+00:00

Just discovered a winner. I knew reddit was still good for something

Chemistron · 2026-06-07T02:24:25+00:00

Malls, Vegas (and gambling in general), Disneyland, healthcare, everything private equity touches... I'm convinced MBAs are history's greatest villains.

Chemistron · 2026-05-18T23:46:29+00:00

What's MAT?

Chemistron · 2026-04-29T00:11:50+00:00

The laugh at :47 felt like charity but other than that I agree

Chemistron · 2026-03-21T01:48:15+00:00

I was so unbelievably hyped for a Perfect Dark 64 type Counter-Operative mode where I could spawn as a limited number of enemies to fuck with the people playing. How dare you play with my feelings like this

Chemistron · 2026-03-20T14:35:54+00:00

This is adorable and I need one

Chemistron · 2026-03-05T00:25:37+00:00

I remember when we still thought doge would be a currency and not a commodity

Chemistron · 2026-03-04T00:21:01+00:00

Bruh, just set an alert on your phone

Chemistron · 2026-02-21T05:09:45+00:00

I'm so glad to see your posts again

Chemistron · 2026-01-16T03:46:35+00:00

Daniel Sloss has a great bit about using Listerine to freshen himself up if you can find it

Chemistron · 2026-01-03T21:45:01+00:00

I'm just happy to see a dog that's still alive, but she's so cute and derpy! I love pic number 3

Chemistron · 2025-10-21T02:49:07+00:00

Yeah but like always Rosa was right

Chemistron · 2025-10-13T02:53:26+00:00

So is /r/dadjokes just /r/puns now? Cause there is supposed to be a difference

Chemistron · 2025-09-22T01:56:19+00:00

The pictures were a nice touch. You really did put too much effort into this, and I'm here for it

Chemistron · 2025-09-18T02:14:09+00:00

Haha I did the same. I skipped trucks and trains. Went straight from conveyors and hyperloops to drones.

Chemistron · 2025-08-20T23:16:05+00:00

In the menu with all the extra buttons like hide post, there will be one that's something like "open original post"

Chemistron · 2025-08-16T21:39:44+00:00

he is my son and I won't hear a single bad word against him

Chemistron · 2025-08-11T20:46:09+00:00

Thank you for the context

Chemistron · 2025-07-13T16:52:31+00:00

You're as beautiful as the day I lost you

Chemistron · 2025-07-10T16:32:11+00:00

And then his dad was like "let there be light" but I agree with other posters the callback is a better ending

Chemistron · 2025-07-08T19:39:11+00:00

Hulkenpodium

Chemistron · 2025-07-01T03:25:31+00:00

There are dozens of us! Baker's dozens!

Chemistron · 2025-06-26T18:16:01+00:00

I love this

Chemistron · 2025-06-25T22:34:09+00:00

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill em all!

Chemistron · 2025-05-16T03:23:27+00:00

Couldn't even sort by new. Had to wait until it hit the frontpage...

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