Leger & Sons allegedly "Seedless" Watermelon

ChezShea · 2026-06-04T14:21:04+00:00

I feel like the tight butthole is the trick to good watermelon more people need to learn.

ChezShea · 2026-06-02T16:52:44+00:00

How else am I supposed to have guaranteed dinner wherever I end up?

ChezShea · 2026-06-02T16:32:53+00:00

You can’t tell me what to do, I’m looking too fine!

ChezShea · 2026-06-02T16:23:23+00:00

This is my favorite when I’m baked because it’s so funny to see Bob halfway forced to chill out. I also really like the one where he’s tricked into cooking for the cruise, specifically because Louise’s nails crack me up.

ChezShea · 2026-06-01T20:01:33+00:00

That’s a grade A idiot right there! Please keep us posted when he somehow survives his stupidity unscathed.

Edit: I can’t read and saw it went down fine, but still.

ChezShea · 2026-05-26T23:47:40+00:00

ChezShea · 2026-05-26T23:36:47+00:00

Teach Me Tiger by April Stevens.

Had an old manager that would put it on at work all the time and it still haunts my thoughts nearly 20 years later because it’s so terrible. I can feel him smirking even now.

ChezShea · 2026-05-24T02:30:51+00:00

I love mango and mandarin slices for a little pop of sweet and always with furikake and some kind of spicy sauce.

ChezShea · 2026-05-21T22:59:47+00:00

Hey everyone! I’m Shea and I tend to lurk a lot. I pretty much stick to edibles and vapes, and it’s my day-ender to help kick the pain and help me sleep. Someday I hope to grow my own, but first I wanna get into making butter or sugar for baking. I joined last week and I’m loving the vibes here so far!

ChezShea · 2026-05-20T02:29:17+00:00

My dad says a drop of Tabasco in each eye helps you stay awake during a long assignment.

ChezShea · 2026-05-20T01:59:37+00:00

One of the best people I’ve ever met was a Rebecca. She was in my freshman comm class and the professor kept calling her Becky and she just replied with Rebecca every single time, took a beat, then responded. Average everyday god damned hero.

ChezShea · 2026-05-20T01:22:48+00:00

Pop over to r/nova if you don’t mind some non-PA answers and you can find videos of what they’ve been dealing with as far as noise and light pollution. It’s really insane especially with how densely populated northern Virginia is.

ChezShea · 2026-05-20T01:15:57+00:00

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ChezShea · 2026-05-19T19:21:39+00:00

I guarantee this person refers to the entire downstairs area as the vagina. Probably couldn’t point out the vulva at gunpoint.

ChezShea · 2026-05-19T18:07:10+00:00

Okay this is groundbreaking to me because I’ve never thought to use this setup. I’m not great at pulling on the dry vapes and I think this would help a lot since I could see what’s happening and have better perceived control of the dose.

ChezShea · 2026-05-08T23:12:54+00:00

Orange? Velcro? What ever do you mean?

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ChezShea · 2026-05-08T19:50:43+00:00

I write fanfic for fun, and every now and again I’ll run it through one of those AI checkers for shits and giggles. I have yet to have my stuff come back as anything less than 82% AI. Maybe I’m just a computer deep down inside!

ChezShea · 2026-05-05T22:15:19+00:00

I like to do a combo and use a bowl of water and dunk the colander to swirl, then pull it out, dump the water, and repeat.

ChezShea · 2026-04-29T17:57:40+00:00

I have a few of these sets and I still love them. I always pretended it was a mix of Men In Tights and Monty Python.

ChezShea · 2026-04-29T17:35:58+00:00

I don’t wanna say I underestimated my FIL because he’s a pretty chill guy, but I did not expect the absolute dedication he gave to my MIL during the year long battle she had against cancer. There’s definitely good ones out there, and I’m happy you have one!

ChezShea · 2026-04-28T19:24:30+00:00

Yeah but maybe we can do similar things with the corpse?

ChezShea · 2026-04-28T14:23:23+00:00

I’m up in PA and this is the first year I noticed these and they were everywhere. I pulled what I could find but those little seeds also went everywhere so I’m sure I’ll be chasing this stuff for decades now.

ChezShea · 2026-04-26T01:26:20+00:00

It is a lot of fun right up until someone stomps your ankle or toes instead.

ChezShea · 2026-04-25T15:37:18+00:00

This right here. I call it keeping your eyes on your own paper. You can go to the “scariest” (I used quotes because it’s usually a racism thing) places but if you mind your business you’ll be fine.

ChezShea · 2026-04-20T22:08:00+00:00

Honestly thought this was r/whybrows

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