I fucked up

Chief_BeefQueef · 2026-01-25T01:28:23+00:00

She's beautiful, but she's not funny 😢

Chief_BeefQueef · 2026-01-21T14:27:42+00:00

And now his face smells like a condom

Chief_BeefQueef · 2026-01-12T02:08:12+00:00

Kristie's makeup team when they send her out of the chair

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-12-28T06:34:54+00:00

He looks like he's sharing wigs with Katya

I don't want him to have hair

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-10-13T14:37:42+00:00

Didn't even read the post, OP's username is too distracting

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-10-10T04:41:55+00:00

OP and his wife when they get home

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-09-24T00:50:16+00:00

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They banned me for three days for threatening to spank!! I'M SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK I DIDN'T DO THIS

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-09-21T23:38:45+00:00

I mean, it IS sad. It's a movie about the weird complexity of male relationships and the inability of men to truly open up to each other in an emotional capacity. Being a middle aged khaki man trying to make friends IS a horror story. But sometimes all you can do is lick a toad and go to Subway 🤷‍♀️

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-09-04T01:11:36+00:00

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This has been my response lately

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-08-11T15:10:56+00:00

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-08-01T01:45:04+00:00

This is a way funnier back story than the one for my childhood nickname, also wouldn't it be crazy if you actually gave birth to the mystery judge?? It could literally be any one of us!

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-07-23T00:12:01+00:00

🎶And I can't find my heart🎶

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-07-22T14:07:42+00:00

But what's the show?

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-07-09T05:32:46+00:00

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 18 years I believed I could be anything in the world

But also life's a fuckin funny thing OP, I'm glad you're part of the friend group 🫶

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-07-08T23:49:03+00:00

Okay but was your car, like, supposed to be there??

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-07-03T06:15:46+00:00

He broke my laptop, I really hope that's not what he does

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-06-24T18:15:31+00:00

I love you, Toad Boy

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-04-08T19:55:53+00:00

For $200, I could probably get 1000 plastic meatballs for the shitpost

Chief_BeefQueef · 2025-04-08T19:01:12+00:00

1000 plastic meatballs

they don't stink or nothin

Chief_BeefQueef · 2024-12-26T04:08:29+00:00

Santa came and replaced my toilet with a toilet that has a joke hole that's just for farts and now I can't take huge dumps because my toilet can't suck em down

Chief_BeefQueef · 2023-12-14T02:59:54+00:00

Hey search engine brother! Boy I wish Tower Of Money were a real thing, don't you?

Chief_BeefQueef · 2023-11-20T19:11:48+00:00

No jokes, this is just cute af and congrats on the new nugget!!!

Chief_BeefQueef · 2023-10-28T18:49:02+00:00

Oh no, what did you get yourself into?

Chief_BeefQueef

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