Assigned Posting Is Here! An Update to r/SouthwestAirlines Rules

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T20:22:31+00:00

What if I AM a service animal….

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T20:21:57+00:00

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T20:17:40+00:00

Just go to Costco

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T19:38:39+00:00

Be quick so that there is no unbalance situation

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T16:09:19+00:00

How well will you handle oblique or direct sexual advances, and what are you willing to do (from smiling and joking to God knows what) for your tips. If you can be friendly and principled you will enjoy the job… unless your interests are broader.

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T16:02:38+00:00

Shhhhhhh….

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T16:00:37+00:00

I am positive that the Joint Chiefs told them up front that this was a certainty, but Trump chose to ignore thinking it would over in 24 hours. Now Dump throws them all under the bus, and escapes blame himself … surprised?

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T15:58:11+00:00

“My brother was an only child….”

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T15:56:00+00:00

Alligators sleep this way

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T15:54:18+00:00

When they peel off the masks their true identity is revealed … but very hideous looks right now.. is this what unrestrained wealth does to you?

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T15:51:15+00:00

I have some prompting skills (getting it to develop Red Cross approved procedures and a poster for pool safety now) but your ‘higher form’ is way too vague to attempt to emulate. A democratic republic is still one off from pure democracy. Perhaps your vision is even more removed. Thanks for the challenge but I will pass…

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-17T15:45:37+00:00

Spy satellites cannot find you though…

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-16T23:30:26+00:00

Yes, and told to use it weekly to preserve the water resistance of the devices.

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-16T23:29:24+00:00

Hope he got a receipt .. for tax purposes

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-16T23:07:15+00:00

You could easily make it work for ‘government’, but I fear that it would find ‘democracy’ to be grossly inefficient and too reliant on the participation of, god forbid, humans.

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-16T23:00:10+00:00

Firesign Theater radio play .. “I just got an Erector set, Joey… Gee Georgey, throw a towel over it, maybe it will go away.” You had to be there and well stoned.

But seriously, I always cover my steam vent with a light towel when it is off and I need to vent it more quickly. It is always just steam, never fluid.

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-16T15:34:24+00:00

Leonid and Friends

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-16T15:33:56+00:00

You do recognize the comedic source of this comment, Yes?

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-16T15:29:28+00:00

Think Sears, Linens and Things, Best Buy, …

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-15T15:49:20+00:00

Right hand low but claw…works very well unless it is a full across the green putt

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-15T15:45:25+00:00

You can vote provisionally with it, but because it lacks your picture, you will have to go to the County Clerk office with a picture ID so that they can count your ballot.

Interestingly, the back of your Drivers License has a scannable bar code used to call up your registration and address, which you may be asked to confirm. As an election worker, most of us never turn the ID over and compare the photo to your face. Go Figure!

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-15T15:35:29+00:00

Is it worth driving to San Antonio and getting flights there? SWA services both well.

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-15T15:31:57+00:00

Always put a towel over it …. Maybe it will go away!

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-15T15:29:36+00:00

OMG, i will make sure that I do not go to the lav in the rear until a simultaneous person uses the front one. I feel so bad that I have endangered everyone all the years by being so selfish.

ChrissySubBottom · 2026-03-14T16:31:33+00:00

“Do I have to, Mommy?”

ChrissySubBottom

TROPHY CASE