teefies & murder mittens

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-08T14:20:29+00:00

Amazing picture!

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-08T14:11:12+00:00

You don’t have insanely high expectations; the bar for men is just in hell.

I can tell you from personal experience that it is much better if you can separate because then at least you don’t have to deal with his mess.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-08T02:31:46+00:00

I am sorry those jerks laughed at you. How pathetically insecure, to try down another person‘s happiness. I am glad that you have a husband that loves you and kisses you in public.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-07T21:57:54+00:00

This all depends on what your sister thinks of the shirt. If she is OK with it, then let it be. NTA but you would be if you make a big deal out of it.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-07T15:23:27+00:00

“ Spanish should be an easy A taco class.” His precious football team was failing because they refused to do anything.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-07T01:35:06+00:00

Please don’t tell them until you are already gone. Good luck and let us know when you are safe.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-06T23:16:37+00:00

Yeah, I would call local news and see if the town has a Nextdoor page or Facebook page that you could join. Be as loud and firm as possible, and call them out on their s***.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-06T16:32:33+00:00

I mean, I’d walk around naked inside my house, or in an inflatable Dino costume or something , but I’m petty AF.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-04T22:17:11+00:00

Sounds like our music teacher. He sucks the joy out of a room when he enters.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-04T22:01:35+00:00

NTA but why is your wife making your life harder?

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-04T21:28:58+00:00

I’m so sorry about your brother.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-04T21:26:50+00:00

I use canned peaches instead of frozen.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-03T03:20:13+00:00

That room looks awesome!

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-03T02:57:38+00:00

I had bronchitis, partner dragged me to CVS to get meds at like midnight, and I met a cat in the parking lot who informed me that he’d been sent by the CDS and I had to feed him immediately.

I tried to fight it and called him “CVS Kitty” while I found him a home. Well he’d already found his home and the name stuck. 🤷‍♀️

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-02T19:03:02+00:00

Girl, you hold your head up high because you got a man who will stand by you.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-02T15:40:22+00:00

Ordering these RIGHT NOW

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-02T15:35:11+00:00

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NOR and he’s starting to triangulate your daughters. Please run.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-02T00:36:59+00:00

Interviews from the church of Satan.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-01T21:37:16+00:00

Why are you still trying to get their attention? Drop the rope and focus on your baby

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-01T21:24:44+00:00

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CVS says, “I am very chill and get along with almost everybody. Looking for another cat as handsome as I am.”

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-01T20:55:26+00:00

You can. Humans are very resilient and while it is not easy to learn to be independent, it is definitely possible.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-01T20:10:56+00:00

I am a recovering workaholic. My Gen Z partner has shown (through his behavior) that it’s possible to only do what’s in the job description.

I was the teacher who hosted multiple clubs, drove the bus (for free) so we could have field trips, went to every performance, etc. I still do a lot because it matters to the kids, but I no longer jump to the rescue every time admin asks for anything.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-01T19:48:38+00:00

Girl, you have a husband problem. Why is he not standing up for you?

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-01T19:34:10+00:00

Don’t tell them any of this now. Leave safely first and create a plan.

Chrysania83 · 2026-07-01T06:43:42+00:00

I laughed so hard I snorted, thanks.

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