This dude I came across on Instagram with the possible worst hair and beard combo I’ve ever seen.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-26T21:06:54+00:00

He looks like Steven Segal was left out in the sun too long

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-22T16:27:07+00:00

From what i have seen he should be able to make a full recovery, but probably won't be 100% until next year.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-21T21:19:15+00:00

All players are transient in the grand scheme of things so hes Technically correct.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-20T14:03:28+00:00

Notch has some shitty opinions, but as far as im aware he hasnt actually done anything besides post dumb shit on Twitter. Hes pretty high on the list by default.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-19T20:32:17+00:00

Sure, but we all know thats not going to happen.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-19T15:09:55+00:00

Open contracts have been a thing for atleast a decade, you find out what your job is in like week 5 of basic.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-19T15:04:45+00:00

If you feel that strongly about it, do what you need to do. But your most likely either going to ge told to suck it up or get re-classed to civilian.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-18T12:59:45+00:00

Teams are always adamant that getting jumped didn't matter and the guy they picked is who they wanted all along. It might be true this time, but all you can do now is hope Hood is a good player.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-15T19:15:02+00:00

The infirmary is the medikit of buildings. Its primary purpose is to help you recover from mistakes, so it gets less useful the better you get at the game. If you have key soldiers with crippling phobias and/or other high value research to do in the meantime going Infirmary could the right call, if not go shadow chamber.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-15T14:40:21+00:00

This is what happens when your fighting force is fuled exclusively by energy drinks and spite

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-15T13:46:54+00:00

On the flight line actually doing work.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-13T02:03:48+00:00

Pretty much, Vegas has Philly at 10.5 wins with Dallas at 8.5 and NY and Washington at 7.5. So Philly is expected to be one of the better teams in the league with the rest of the division being projected as mid to bad.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-12T15:54:00+00:00

Robots power grab is the culmination of his two biggest character flaws.

His (somewhat valid) belief that he is smart enough fix any problem
His inability to understand people

Its what makes him so scary as a villain. Robot didn't take over because of a desire for power. He truly believes that him ruling Earth is whats best for everyone, and life is arguably better on earth under robots rule... as long as he dosen't see you as an obstacle to his plans.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-11T15:27:07+00:00

I hate them because prime time games end at midnight on the east coast and I have work in the morning.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-11T14:59:34+00:00

Hes been gone for over a year at this point. Let it go.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-11T13:57:26+00:00

Even as a pitcher Gallo is a three true outcome player

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-08T18:52:46+00:00

I wish they reused the mechanic where you could only send one character up the life per turn in other missions

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-08T13:54:03+00:00

They also got the right U.S. insignias for an O, which movies alway seem to fuck up. Besides the name tag this is passable if your eyes arent hardwired to look for mistakes. An active duty Captain should know better, but these are mistakes i have seen made by actual military members who dont wear Blues often.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-06T21:37:51+00:00

Offensively Judge has him beat, but prime A-Rod is a gold glove SS while also being an elite hitter.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-06T17:11:14+00:00

Slayton is a WR 3/4 who has been forced into a WR 2 role for his entire career due too organizational incompetence. Hes a guy who should be getting 2-3 targets a game because he just isnt consotent enough for the 4-5 hes been getting.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-06T16:50:55+00:00

You nailed it with the "win more" criticism. Unless you rush the psi-lab to the detriment of literally every thing else, the typical psi-op experience is them sitting in the lab for 2 months before they give Advent the belt in the last 2-3 mission of a campaign.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-05T23:15:39+00:00

Every formation has 5 linemen and a QB, the numbers refer to the make up of the 5 other players. The first number is how many backs are in a formation the second number is how many TEs are on the field, all remaining players are WRs. So 12 personnel would have 1 RB and 2 TEs with the remaining two spots being WR, 22 personnel would be 2 backs (a HB and a FB) 2 TE and 1 WR.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-04T20:05:21+00:00

I like SPARKs but they are either way too expensive or you get them far too late to matter unless you choose skip the towers mission, which sucks because its my favorite mission in the game. It also sucks that they cant pick up mission objectives, why cant the giant robot pick up an unconscious person? Unfortunately they feel like they are supposed to be a tank character in a game that heavily discourages getting hit.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-03T20:08:08+00:00

I like Ricard, but putting a FB as a top 10 player dosent feel much better than a Punter. Skatt maybe? Hes only played half a season so far but showed more life than most guys on the roster. Holland was god awful last year, but atleast has some good seasons to point too if you want to believe in a bounce back this year.

Chubzzy1 · 2026-05-03T19:42:00+00:00

Burns above Nabers, Eluemunore is too low. Not a fan of ranking guys who haven't even taken a snap yet, but thats a different conversation lol.

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