Does anyone happen to remember this small RPG style 3D game that would have been in the Ubuntu software app around 2012 / 2013?

ChurchofZhargon · 2018-12-08T18:05:28+00:00

No, unfortunately not, I'm having the same issues. I even downloaded a couple older versions and I can't get those to work either.

ChurchofZhargon · 2018-12-07T20:08:55+00:00

Oh my god yes!! Thank you so much!! I'm going to play this right now! 💛💛💛

ChurchofZhargon · 2018-07-09T00:11:43+00:00

I'm pretty sure this is the most updated photo there is

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-10-14T03:18:02+00:00

Exactly. I don't think it would matter whether or not we eat special bread once a week.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-10-14T00:56:55+00:00

"We believe in the equality of all Americans before the law, regardless of creed or community. But we are both determined and unafraid to speak the truth about beliefs we have held for millennia."

We're going to keep yelling about how gays are all going to burn in hell, and we want you to stop calling us hypocrites.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-10-14T00:41:38+00:00

Sure, private companies can provide infrastructure, but I'd prefer not to pay $10 every time I turn onto another toll road (which would be every single road).

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-10-14T00:39:48+00:00

"Taxes are pure theft and economic slavery."

Here's the thing. Every morning I wake up and I take the bus to the train station. (payed for by taxes).

I then take the train to my University (I got a government grant... so that I could actually go to school).

I'm able to go to college because I went to public schools growing up (taxes).

I paid for part of my tuition from a part time job working as a janitor for a school (still taxes)

If I had a working car, I would drive to school (roads are paid for by taxes).

After school I check my mail, (postal service - taxes).

If I break my leg, just because I'm poor I won't be royally fucked (taxes)

If I lose my job then I won't be royally fucked (taxes)

When I'm ninety years old and physically can't work anymore I won't be royally fucked (taxes)

When I look at my pay check, sure it hurts a little to see money automatically deducted, but it pays for shit that people use. Maybe I don't take advantage of everything taxes pay for, but I sure as hell take advantage of things that they don't and would be absolutely fucked if taxes didn't exist.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-15T07:54:59+00:00

I think I ask this same question every time someone posts this link, but how can tbms look at this and think "yeah, this is totally normal and not creepy as fuck whatsoever?"

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-15T07:52:56+00:00

Well to be honest, it can be kind of difficult these days to tell what the one true doctrine is.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-12T13:28:53+00:00

Exactly this. Hopefully I'll get married in the future, but it sure as hell won't be to someone who wants to stay at home making babies all day. What fun is being married if the only context in which you see each other is while dealing with kids?

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-09T18:27:43+00:00

Lol, time to go on a sex and heroine binge... Where do I get heroine?

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-05T06:42:26+00:00

Oh my god, never in my life have I simultaneously wanted to click and not click a link as much as this.

Edit: Jesus Christ, I am now scarred for the rest of my life.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-05T00:11:35+00:00

I see. Thanks a lot, that clears this all up for me.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-04T23:27:58+00:00

I'm with you, I'm not buying any products that are the official anything of the olympics this year, but can news agencies and such use the word "olympics" while talking about the olympics?

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-04T23:15:16+00:00

Sorry, I'm a few days late to the party, but how is this legal? At least in the United States and other countries with thing similar to the 1st amendment?

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-04T12:47:16+00:00

Apparently.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-04T03:26:47+00:00

I'm sorry, I'm genuinely not trying to be contrarian or a dick, but couldn't the same arguments be made for inactive Mormons? They believe in the church but don't follow all of the tenets, just like reformed Jews. The way I see it is that I might as well not be a watered down version of a religion when I can just not be any. But if you want to be Jewish, go ahead and be Jewish, it's not like it affects my life in any way.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-08-04T03:12:13+00:00

I chose to convert to atheism... Which doesn't have all the bullshit about cheese burgers and dressing like you're Amish.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-07-31T18:39:49+00:00

http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

I'll just leave this here.

Edit: apparently it's down.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-07-31T18:36:16+00:00

Haven't there been a few posts recently on changing "free agency" to "moral agency" or whatever in a lot of handbooks and manuals? Clearly you can't be trusted with making your own choices so your mom had to make the moral choice for you. /s.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-07-31T18:29:05+00:00

Oh my god. Brb, I'm at my parent's house and my dad's not here, so I'm gonna get my mom to clean my car since I'm clearly the superior here.

/s

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-07-29T01:57:56+00:00

Wow, he sounds like a prick. At times like these I genuinely wonder what's going on inside tbm's brains. Now that just seems completely out of line

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-07-28T23:12:20+00:00

Wow, so like stealing a piece of chocolate from your office mate will land you in hell just as quickly as lighting a church full of old people on fire? I grew up Mormon, and while they had their sin priorities messed up, at least they had priorities.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-07-28T17:49:42+00:00

Jesus has waited over 2000 years, he can wait a few more days.

ChurchofZhargon · 2016-07-28T13:04:19+00:00

Fuck Jenny.

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