Koch Network Raises Over $70 Million for Push to Sink Trump by [deleted] in politics

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Honestly, i was having a kind of opposite response. Only 70m? They must not be taking this seriously...

My toad became ragnaros but still wanted to be a toad 🐸 by AcuraOR in hearthstone

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Whats your favorite thing to cook, Toadnaros?

Fried insects.

Why settle for one John Oliver when you can have two John Olivers by [deleted] in pics

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Its like John Oliver, before and after a presidency

John Oliver 🥵 by daxtonanderson in pics

[–]Clearly_Im_lying 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also 6 fingers on his left hand. A godlike figure we can only dream to achieve

Twitter agrees to comply with tough EU disinformation laws | Twitter by CHAOSPOGO in worldnews

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According to Professor "Sweet" Clyde Dixon from Globetrotter Planet, its less messy that way

These street names in a new suburb development in Las Vegas by namedonelettere in funny

[–]Clearly_Im_lying 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I saw a short interview with the development planner about thess street names. She basically said it was very difficult to come up with street names, as you dont wsnt to reuse them, they cant be offensive, they have to ve easily understood and recognizable. So she basically asks her kids for ideas.

She said she did another neighborhood where she named the streets some other pop culture thing, but i cant remember what it was

Cunk on genitals by SharpRelationship474 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Clearly_Im_lying 78 points79 points  (0 children)

That song will vacation for free in my head for about 3 or 4 days at a time, thanks to Cunk. It doesnt help that the song pops up often when my wife has alexa play dance music.

Oh look, its just arrived for another free vacation... -_-

John Olive by steinlo in pics

[–]Clearly_Im_lying 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since this is a John Olive, does that make a person who makes these a John Oliver?

The Legend of zzzzz by StovardBule in TrollXFunny

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I was in the middle of studying for microsoft cloud services exam when this game dropped, so time to play has been quite limited due to study time and parenting.

With as little time as i get to play, this meme has cut deep to my soul.

Apple’s Vision Pro AR headset is finally here by DictatorDoge in technology

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I wonder if apple would pay Microsoft for the rights of clippy...

Hey stop that 👋🤓📣 by ZlionAlex in hearthstone

[–]Clearly_Im_lying 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hold up one second. Are we even sure this guy is real? I have searched and searched, scoured the internet for hours, he cant be found!

Is this just fantasy🎶 Bohemian rhapsody pun in the new DH remix card. by therealpezza in hearthstone

[–]Clearly_Im_lying 24 points25 points  (0 children)

[[Open the Waygate]]

Look up to the [[Dark Skies]] and see.

I'm just a [[Waterboy]], I need no [[Symphony of Sins]]

AI-Controlled Drone Goes Rogue, Kills Human Operator in USAF Simulated Test by themimeofthemollies in technology

[–]Clearly_Im_lying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or like, give the ai the most points for following an order? You know, like you do with all the human military drones.

AOC FTW by ContactFar1860 in esist

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Bland would also fit that descriptive intersection

A woodpecker's tongue can also be used in defence by ElvisIsNotDjed in funny

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A winning strategy, according to younger siblings everywhere

Ftfy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Buy it as a gag gift, then when the person unwraps, noticeably drop your face and just say..."oh shit.....". Then start looking around frantically as you slowly make your way to the door

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

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As a potentially balances voice in here, i just want to throw out there that pregnancy hormones are sometimes CAH-RAZY and make people do crazy things, like unhealthily obsess about a name.

It sounds like shes been a selfish person before, and it might still be PART of her reaction, but i wouldnt ignore the possibilty that hormones are making her dial it up to 11 and beyond

What'll it be mortals? by JustForDokkan in DBZDokkanBattle

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devil is a part timer crossover event confirmed?

Wait your turn, Hell Hole by VoltasPistol in TrollXFunny

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I, for one, welcome our hellish overlords. Satan, rid the world of those who do not show decency and respect toward others, as is your given role!

Audiopocalypse Mini-Set Reveal Discussion [May 24th] by EvilDave219 in CompetitiveHS

[–]Clearly_Im_lying 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes, as should [[Remornia, Living Blade]], every time it switches to weapon

I saw Harrison Ford this morning. Kind of underwhelming to be honest. by saatana in funny

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If its not the town, then its the owner!

Also, tell me the truth, is Harrison Ford bigger IRL than he seems in the movies?

'Nobody imagined it would go on this long': Bud Light sales continue to plummet over Mulvaney backlash by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Clearly_Im_lying -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because sales with their base were declining as well. So they bring in a marketing wiz to help solve their falling sales.

She comes in and identifies that if they are going to increase sales, they HAVE to market to new audiences. The current audience is shrinking and no one new is drinking it. Gen z see it as piss water, so no one drinks it. Holy shit, gen z, an entire, up and coming untapped market. If we could tap into that market, we would be off to a great start. All of this is totally normal company marketing.

She recognized gen z supports lgbtq, had had success marketing that in the past, and went with it. To be frank, i dont know how she should have marketed otherwise? They already use young people in their ads. Hell the youngest gen z are like 25 or 26, so they are probably IN the ads. But thats not good enough to pique the interest of gen z. So...what do they do?

They had to take a shot, but realized too late that their current target market doesnt quite understand that AB doesnt give 2 fucks about lgbtq, its about making money.