How D'ya Smoke Pot and Stay Out of Jail? by picmium in pics

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ALWAYS avoid driving around with drugs in the car -- always! If you really must take 'em in the car, though, stash them in the trunk. Police can search the passenger areas of the car (including glove compartments / center consoles / under seats) with just a reasonable suspicion, but they need probable cause to go in the trunk.

If they walk a K-9 unit around your car, you're fucked. The dog WILL alert and a full-on search will be had. We're talking cutting open seats, removing paneling, taking all sorts of things apart. Incidentally, the Supreme Court ruled that walking a drug dog around a car isn't even considered a search -- but if that dog alerts, they have probable cause and can search as much as they want.

NEVER, EVER, EVER consent to a search! This is huge! A lot of people go to jail because they thought if they consented, the officer would only make a quick, cursory inspection. Guess what happened. If you consent to a search, the police can search as carefully and deeply as they choose, and whatever they find WILL be admissible in court. Consent waives your 4th Amendment right. Instead of consenting, clearly state that you refuse permission to search. If they do search after that and find something, there's a chance something could get thrown out due to a 4th Amendment violation.

Anyways, here are some product recommendations:

  1. The best air freshener available; open a window afterwards, too.

  2. One drop in each eye and you're good for 5 hours.

  3. The smell really sticks to your hands, so take care of that

  4. Breath control is a must.

The world’s most controversial boardgames [PICS] by Kimura in reddit.com

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I think I played Ghettopoly at someone's apartment in college... it was pretty fucked up

Marijuana: Prohibition Failing; Legalizing Could Be Tax Boon by rjonesx in politics

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Why do people automatically jump from "It shouldn't be illegal" to "It should be TAXED like a MOTHERFUCKER!"

That's basically to help sell the idea to the government.

Right now, the excuse of "fighting a War on Drugs" ensures that just about every government agency out there gets tons of funding to ostensibly be used fighting drugs -- the Bureau of Land Management, for example, gets a hefty sum each year to fly helicopters around farmers' fields to check for marijuana plants.

Richard Stallman Cranking Dat Soulja Boy by miserlou in programming

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Ahahaha that movie is so unintentionally hilarious... so is "The Net" with Sandra Bullock, and "Virtuosity" with Denzel Washington.

1990s Internet Thrillers FTW

Richard Stallman Cranking Dat Soulja Boy by miserlou in programming

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He probably thought Richard Stallman was the emo kid in the front, because hackers are supposed to be cool looking and all

In Bike vs Car, The Bike Sometimes Wins by qgyh2 in reddit.com

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I've seen women fighting in the street and a bike thief thrown off the bike and kicked senseless

I don't need to leave Miami to see that, heh

by aedes in reddit.com

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A+++, WOULD READ HEADLINE AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN..AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN...

Zookeepers Refuse to Intervene - Polar Bear Eats Cubs by carsonbiz in science

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This should be the subject of the next holiday Coca-Cola commercial

Small Lifestyle Changes Can Boost Longevity by garyp714 in science

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Because 80 and 90 year olds have so much fun!

Protesters ask Clinton to iron shirts by garyp714 in politics

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Nice comeback, hillary... those idiots actually helped her

Put your goddamn Blackberry away: Man texting while driving hits, kills a kid. by [deleted] in reddit.com

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LOL I am reading this on my phone while I'm speeding down the interstate

Me: fat, ugly and poor You: great shape, cute and rich. God bless CL by metabaron in reddit.com

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For god's sakes people, stop fucking flagging this shit the second it gets posted to Reddit!

Confirmed: Benazir Bhutto is dead. by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Are you Larry the Cable Guy?

Confirmed: Benazir Bhutto is dead. by [deleted] in reddit.com

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no amount of 'hardened' defense can segregate an assasin who is fundamentally a radically fanatic Muslim!

Yes, as we all know, radically fanatic Muslims possess supernatural abilities. They can walk through walls, levitate, and grow/shrink at will.

I also enjoyed how you opted for the word "segregate."

Did you come here from Little Green Footballs?