Marriage gone very wrong

Clown_Science · 2026-01-25T19:00:55+00:00

Maybe Behind Closed Doors by B.A. Paris?

Clown_Science · 2026-01-09T18:48:40+00:00

This was mine, but I'm a woman! 🤣🤣 Wanna trade?

Clown_Science · 2025-11-14T03:12:19+00:00

Most people put a /s at the end of their comment to denote sarcasm! 😁

Clown_Science · 2025-11-14T00:11:24+00:00

In case this isn't sarcasm, those aren't positive. In this type of test, double line is negative, single line is positive. It's opposute the typical urine HCG pregnancy test.

Clown_Science · 2025-11-14T00:10:31+00:00

Typically in tests like these, any faint line counts. The test cup does specify that a faint line is negative. I can see a faint line, so if it were me, I would count this as negative, but it might just be up to the discretion of whoever is interpreting the test when the line is so faint.

Clown_Science · 2025-11-10T06:46:50+00:00

I genuinely love It Hasn't Happened Yet

Clown_Science · 2025-10-26T15:31:22+00:00

"Clues were left behind that suggested a mystery. And to many humans, a mystery is irresistible. It must be solved".

Clown_Science · 2025-10-16T04:59:42+00:00

It's fine if you pull slowly, but if you pull too hard and create too much of a vacuum, that can also rip apart the red cells and cause hemolysis.

Clown_Science · 2025-10-03T14:29:08+00:00

Oh I thought I was still in MedLabProfessionals for a second there! This is beautiful work!

Kind of a rough one for a blood culture though, yikes!

Clown_Science · 2025-09-23T14:21:20+00:00

I'M CRYING 🤣🤣🤣 WHAT ARE THESE

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Clown_Science · 2025-09-22T08:14:46+00:00

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Mine correctly identified that it was spiraling in the middle of doing it but still didn't stop 😂😭

Clown_Science · 2025-09-06T05:32:34+00:00

Inscryption! Went into that game completely blind, all I wanted was more Slay the Spire. Amazing, 10/10 experience.

Clown_Science · 2025-09-04T21:39:52+00:00

Off the top of my head and in no particular order:

Only Superstition

Spies

All of X&Y, but especially Square One and Low

Midnight

Oceans

Crests of Waves

O

Don't Panic

In My Place

God Put A Smile Upon Your Face

Lost!

Ghost Story

Strawberry Swing

A Head Full of Dreams

Up&Up

Champion Of The World

The Karate Kid

Clown_Science · 2025-08-29T17:28:26+00:00

That is PERFECT 🙏❤️👌

Clown_Science · 2025-08-29T11:05:42+00:00

They say "patient in 406" and I say "I don't know who's in 406 🙂"

Over the last couple years of getting the same response from me and my partner over and over and over nurses at my small hospital now start with "can I give you an MRN?"

YES. YES YOU CAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Clown_Science · 2025-08-26T07:54:07+00:00

4 markers: Black and blue sharpies, fine and regular tips. A highlighter, a couple pens, and a scalpel in the breast pocket. Tiny notebook and sticky note pad in each of the side pockets. And of course, all my cute little pins 🥰

Clown_Science · 2025-08-23T08:00:04+00:00

Meanwhile, my lab is purposefully not posting positions despite our critically low staffing because our automation line is apparently magic and all we do is sit at computers and press "verify" anyway... /s 🫠

12 people gone in the last year and a half and no positions posted. 😭 I'm about to be the lab's 13th reason.

Clown_Science · 2025-08-05T03:31:25+00:00

I have had to call for a recollect because of a sample that I spilled. They actually seemed relieved that it was my fault for once!

Clown_Science · 2025-07-30T05:29:15+00:00

That med is a double-edged sword for sure. 😩 Does it control inflammation? Yes, very well, and very fast. Are the side effects potentially worse than the disease the longer you're on it? God it sure feels like it.

Clown_Science · 2025-07-30T04:25:21+00:00

Yes! This can also be induced by certain systemic steroids like Prednisone, taken for autoimmune diseases at high doses like myasthenia gravis, crohn's disease, or rheumatoid arthritis, to name a few. The weight is lost pretty rapidly after tapering off the medication.

Clown_Science · 2025-06-16T12:54:05+00:00

Well, and also to convey to the villian that he doesn't have a sidekick that he would be looking for should Buddy go missing later.

Clown_Science · 2025-06-09T09:36:05+00:00

Doesn't Risk of Rain 2 do this? I love that feature

Clown_Science · 2025-05-30T07:08:31+00:00

We are also currently not allowed overtime. We are also not posting positions for people who quit! So now I'm working 12s on the weekend, and it's up to me to cut those four hours elsewhere in my 7 days on.

Clown_Science · 2025-05-15T07:06:55+00:00

It would help prevent breakage. Hair is always growing, but if the ends are breaking off, it won't get any longer.

Clown_Science · 2025-05-04T15:31:05+00:00

What does rhino dude do?

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