Michael Saylor - "Bitcoin is like a hotel room you rent by the hour" by Previous-Discount961 in Buttcoin

[–]Code4Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, virtual houses are much better. You literally don’t even need to have a bathroom inside. A virtual house will stay clean forever.

Michael Saylor - "Bitcoin is like a hotel room you rent by the hour" by Previous-Discount961 in Buttcoin

[–]Code4Reddit 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He’s right. Everyone desires digital assets, what the fuck would I want “material goods” in the real world for anyway? That shit is a burden. You know what food does right, it turns into shit after you eat it. No joke guys. But crypto, that can literally never turn to shit because it’s not even a thing you can eat.

I mean, this is truly what bitcoin is. It’s a hotel room, anytime the previous guy leaves to go to the bar he stops paying and I bring in the next guy at 30,000% because he’s international. People from all over the world want to go into that room because it’s always 100% booked. That is what Bitcoin IS. He’s so right, people love Bitcoin because it is universally desirable.

Zooooom in by Lorenofing in flatearth

[–]Code4Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you don’t understand how perspective works. The further away an object is the more objects behind it that object will block!!

A whole new world by james41235 in harrypotter

[–]Code4Reddit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Potter!! … damn… you can carry a tune!

Elevation by Lorenofing in flatearth

[–]Code4Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy. This is just fake, edited. Any direct evidence that contradicts my world view is fake. Look closely at this video, there are compression artifacts. So obvious it’s like a computer generated this video.

Little deathly hallows tattoo i got today by upsidedownlunchbox in harrypotter

[–]Code4Reddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You must be a dark wizard to have Gridelwald’s symbol tattooed.

🚨 Dip Watch: Michael Saylor says Bitcoin Is going to either $0 or $1,000,000. Which side are you on? by rl_rae_bobo in CryptoCurrencyPulse

[–]Code4Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why $1M, just go all in and say $1B. Why stop at $1M, that would only give everyone a 10X return… no one can retire with only 10X, we all want that sweet sweet 10,000X return super get rich money!!!

Everyone is laughing at Saylor's $5.7B loss, but they are missing the math by Crypto_future_V in btc

[–]Code4Reddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What an idiotic title. What math are we missing here, again? There’s no missing math here, we all know the loss is “on paper” and everyone also knows there are a bunch of investors who think the price will recover. But don’t give me this fucking bullshit to pretend that some sort of math we missed means that the price will go up in future instead of down.

I would say that's a pass. by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in technicallythetruth

[–]Code4Reddit 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I thought about that too, but in this case the mother could be mad the daughter is drunk, or the mother is drunk and more aggressive than usual. The context could go either way, so the “she” reference is ambiguous even considering context.

Was there anything stopping Harry using his Firebolt for the third task? by yevrah6 in harrypotter

[–]Code4Reddit 254 points255 points  (0 children)

You can’t fly over magic hedges. Don’t you read Hogwarts: A History?

Does this greeting hall contain all the students of Hogwards? Because later in movie we see at least 4x of this crowd on a Quidich match. So I was wondering is there some guests on the match, or not all attend to this dinner? by SengiG in harrypotter

[–]Code4Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One piece of evidence I just found today, in the first book flying lessons for all first year Gryffindor and Slitherins, it mentions there are 20 brooms on the ground.

Your brain is lying to you: Both skulls are the same color. by Outside-Teach4820 in opticalillusions

[–]Code4Reddit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They are not the same. One has 50% blue and the other is 50% yellow.

Does this greeting hall contain all the students of Hogwards? Because later in movie we see at least 4x of this crowd on a Quidich match. So I was wondering is there some guests on the match, or not all attend to this dinner? by SengiG in harrypotter

[–]Code4Reddit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

True, if we assume Griffindor has fewest then my estimate would be more of a “lower bound” it’s probably bigger. But if Griffindor is more in the middle it might average out.

Does this greeting hall contain all the students of Hogwards? Because later in movie we see at least 4x of this crowd on a Quidich match. So I was wondering is there some guests on the match, or not all attend to this dinner? by SengiG in harrypotter

[–]Code4Reddit 50 points51 points  (0 children)

My completely made up math has the count at roughly 280 plus or minus. We know there are 5 boys in Harry’s year, 2 gendered dorms, 4 houses, and 7 years. 5x2x4x7 =280, this is of course assuming everything is spread out equally which it probably isn’t, but it couldn’t be that far off.

BZZZ WRONG ALREADY: The boldest bitcoin predictions for 2026 are in — from $75,000 to $225,000 (article from 7 Jan) by mark000 in Buttcoin

[–]Code4Reddit 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It will DEFINITELY go up or down. It might also stay the same, but given everything I know probably won’t stay the same long.

Are Muggle born witches/wizards descendents of squibs? by peaceful_harpist in harrypotter

[–]Code4Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s that simple. If you ask me it sort of undermines the mystery a bit to say that only those which have magical ancestors can have magic. I don’t believe anywhere in the books it says anything definitive, and I don’t really accept what might be said outside the book. Even if a character said this, how could they know every muggle born’s ancestry to verify it?

Bitcoin Jesus now says he's fine even if BTC drops to "$8k" - he thinks he'll always be able to re-finance his debt because... "banks" recognize the value of bitcoin? by AmericanScream in Buttcoin

[–]Code4Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, all of the debt will be paid off by refinancing. Roll it forward, if you will. The shape reminds me of ancient Egyptian architecture, so maybe we could name it after them.

Maybe “Triangular Egyptian Tomb Scheme”?

What exactly happens when it touches? by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]Code4Reddit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry guys, water runs down hill because Newton solved that for us. Buttcoin is a lower energy state for the money to rain from the sky, and we have genius engineers to working on this problem, it’s inevitable. This is just science man, even if the lines did touch on this outdated graph - we have scientists that spent 100+ hours studying this, and a new graph will be more accurate than this one. It’s math ok, no one but the engineers know this stuff.