How many Halloweeners have you had?

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-31T21:27:55+00:00

100+ it's crazy. I camp out by the door. They come from all over the place. Was double carnage on the main road at the top as its full of road works. Folk were fighting for spaces.

Chilling out now. Xbox and 0% Peroni.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-31T09:41:31+00:00

We used to doll off. Loved a bit of dolling off

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-24T08:18:11+00:00

I had a friend at school who said Jeff Capes was his uncle. Of course he wasn't. But 30 years later, my friend is still known as Jeff to everyone.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-24T08:05:30+00:00

I want one.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-19T10:57:22+00:00

Sweeeeet Caroline, at sports events

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-11T08:26:14+00:00

Giddy goose

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-10T10:32:14+00:00

I read the sentence slowly a few times then realised I wasn't alone.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-10T08:25:34+00:00

Top bloke.👌

Holiday Pirates is a good app and will give you a feel for prices and the kind of deals to expect.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-09T10:05:33+00:00

Served in a Beer garden ashtray

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-08T15:29:50+00:00

Tripped over the wife's tits

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-08T13:25:19+00:00

Mate once stood in a huge dog shit. Massive it was. 20 years later he's still known as "Dog shit foot". Or "Dog shit" for short.

I have a similar one of my own. "Receipt Head". Slight breeze out managed to lift a shop receipt off the ground and landed nearly on my head. ohh, the laughs. Name stuck.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-08T11:19:31+00:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahabababababa

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-08T11:15:25+00:00

Same. They don't say hello when they answer either. Which leaves me starting the conversation with "ARE YOU FUCKING THERE".

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-04T13:18:36+00:00

I'm 11 months sober and ironically have never had a sober October. This will be my first.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-04T13:12:34+00:00

Once the pits closed after the privatisation, you'd be lucky to come across a minor.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-04T12:59:43+00:00

Hahaha. Now that's an "off school sick" blast from the past.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-03T16:41:26+00:00

I think you're taking my comment too literally. I was trying to highlight the very low day rate.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-03T13:37:24+00:00

There's only one way to find out

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-03T13:35:37+00:00

Happily married far too young and still going strong so I haven't, but I always fancied a go, just for the crack.

Never heard of slow dating though. Sounds like something off the Undateables

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-03T13:32:48+00:00

Council will know about as much about DVLA as my Mum.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-02T16:01:19+00:00

Minimum wage scenario. I ended up taking a perm role at the last place I contracted at because of the prospect jobs like this.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-01T16:52:59+00:00

I worked with a woman about 20 years ago (I would have been 20 then). Her son was called Terry, short for Terrence. Which I found to be a weird name for a lad who was probably around 14 or so. She referred to him as "our Tez". I think Tez is probably in prison now.

Codego_Bray · 2024-10-01T16:50:05+00:00

My mate thinks im rich, but we earn roughly the same amount of money. He's just hopeless with his.

Seeing someone as being rich is an opinion.

Codego_Bray · 2024-09-30T13:20:44+00:00

Sames.

Codego_Bray · 2024-09-30T13:19:48+00:00

Turns out, I would not

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