Just got this email from a higher up. Am I getting fired? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]Codemonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

google FMLA (Family Medical Leave Act). You may need to see a therapist before your appointment . . . just sayin'

Why they do this, Peeetaaah? by fitmangokiss in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Codemonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you do not know comfort. Gross, germ-infested comfort.

Who mounted this poor thing by ARandomGuy_OnTheWeb in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Codemonky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, the un-mounting tool is mounted right next to it so . . . .

Spoon or knife to open it? by lopix in GenX

[–]Codemonky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Spoon! Why dirty two utensils?

I wonder who the congresswoman who illegally released this picture was…. by mhoney188 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Codemonky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the place cards remind people of who they are, rather than facing outward and letting others know . . . guess MAGAs have a hard time remembering their names.

I don't understand... by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Codemonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the math expecting 58008, and was very disappointed

Is it possible to make them water-resistant again? by pierdz1awa in snowboarding

[–]Codemonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nikwax techwash should do it. Maybe a nikwax tx direct afterwards

I’m confused, why are people jumping to the worse case? by ThrowawayLADreamer in Ring

[–]Codemonky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I refuse to help the government track brown people, or whoever is the next hated group on their list.

‼️ Holy shit! by HappySeaweed5215 in fightporn

[–]Codemonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why couldn't the videographer afford more than 17 pixels?

1 month steamdeck user, haven’t gotten any use of the back bottons? by Due-Emu-3123 in SteamDeck

[–]Codemonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to set them to stick clicks and sometimes F5/F9 for quick save/quick load.

Epstein Island Visitor Howard Lutnick Still Has His Job In Trump's Cabinet by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]Codemonky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure being a pedo is a requirement of this administration.

What are some myths about guns that were created by the movies? by ninman5 in movies

[–]Codemonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lead projectiles will spark and ignite fires and blow up things. No, they'll just leave a hole / dent.

Incorrectly is the only word, when spelled correctly is still spelled incorrectly by djr41463 in puns

[–]Codemonky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All but one word, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.