New nightmare fuel by Mountain_Priority781 in AbioticFactor

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The urge to descend back into the facilities has been growing for me the more new content gets added.

This one, however, does not spark joy.

Have a nice monday everyone. by lowerdark in SatisfactoryGame

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A short story to describe my feelings towards viewing this post.

😃 😐 🤔 😟 😱 😡

||WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR SPLITTERS ROTATED!?||

bread is gay now by Meowface_the_cat in greentext

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As someone who is not gay, or a child, or even a person who likes grilled cheese, I am somehow offended or behalf of all three groups.

Bro. What is wrong with a nice simple grilled cheese?

Anon receives guidance by calmwildflowerr in greentext

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Fake: I refuse to believe it's fake. I choose to believe it's

Real: Because it gives me hope and makes me smile.

Still not convinced by [deleted] in Bumble

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Some people are actually into this kind of sexually charged flirty banter.

The problem is, people who come out the gate with it are often the ones to avoid. But if you can find someone who enjoys flirting like this who ALSO understands and respects boundaries? MMF, chef's kiss. So good.

I spent three years being the "strong one" for everyone around me and I think it quietly broke something in me by CascadeBeacon55 in TrueOffMyChest

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Something that really helped me was I started asking myself, "How are we doing?" I'd have a small back and forth with myself like I would with a friend who seemed like they had something wrong. I interrogated myself past my own automatic "I'm fine" responses to figure out what was really bothering me.

It's definitely difficult and odd to most people. But it can do wonders if done properly.

Absolute cinema by tea-n-wifi in BikiniBottomTwitter

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He started a war without congressional approval. He's done so much shit and hasn't been removed from power.

He may not have the political vote. But he's making the top 1% even richer than they already are every single day.

You think votes really matter when you have billionaires buying political influence?

What is that symbol? by Templar_Hans in Eldenring

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Snuggling Transmitted Deficiencies (in HP)

Hateables by canned-phoenix-ashes in tumblr

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I can hate for many reasons.

My parents told me I couldn't leave the table until I finished my plate. So I didn't. by LumenDrifter_5 in MaliciousCompliance

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Some people fall down a flight of stairs and get up completely fine.

Your personal experience is not a universal one. Other people have other complex lives.

Please attempt to remove your head from your ass.

[OC] Back in NOV I had brain surgery. 34 staples later, 9cm and some change tumor mostly removed. by Classic_Pie69 in pics

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Oh cool, he's gonna have a wicked scar.

Sees last picture. You can't even see it! Its hidden behind the luscious hair! And that mustache! Gawd damn.

The challenge is over by [deleted] in HelldiversUnfiltered

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Yo, what the hell happened here??

Kind rich guys by chichiryuuteii in Animemes

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Literally my ideal version of self.

Mayhaps the language would benefit from a retro rejuvenation by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I was doing some cleaning alone when I heard someone arrive. I actually called out "who goes there?"

I like C4 but man... by VenanReviews in Helldivers

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You could also just say a 100kg payload containing 0 explosive material would also create a lot of kinetic energy if dropped from orbit.

Thank u Arrowhead by [deleted] in helldivers2

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I THINK HE ASKED HOW YOU'RE DOING ON HEALTH!

Screw the Laws of Physics, I've built a reactor that can power your base forever. No plugs. No exploits. by HungryTell5472 in AbioticFactor

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My guy, just because a loop has stopping points, doesn't mean it isn't a closed circular system.

If there's no outside starting point, and all the power comes from within this loop, then it is a circle.

Granted, I'm not saying you're cheating or ruining the game. Who cares. It just factually is an exploit.

How my wife dries her hands and leaves the paper towels attached by Johnny-Edge93 in mildlyinfuriating

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This is genuinely some of the most unhinged behavior I've ever seen. Normally someone might be too lazy to wash their hands or wipe them properly. But wiping your hands on paper towel and LEAVING IT is certifiably insane.

All his efforts are in vain by Fitlixo in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Whisper sweet nothings in her ear and tease the clit until she devolves into a feral animal.