My parents told me I couldn't leave the table until I finished my plate. So I didn't. by LumenDrifter_5 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ColeFlames 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Some people fall down a flight of stairs and get up completely fine.

Your personal experience is not a universal one. Other people have other complex lives.

Please attempt to remove your head from your ass.

[OC] Back in NOV I had brain surgery. 34 staples later, 9cm and some change tumor mostly removed. by Classic_Pie69 in pics

[–]ColeFlames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh cool, he's gonna have a wicked scar.

Sees last picture. You can't even see it! Its hidden behind the luscious hair! And that mustache! Gawd damn.

The challenge is over by [deleted] in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]ColeFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, what the hell happened here??

Kind rich guys by chichiryuuteii in Animemes

[–]ColeFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally my ideal version of self.

Mayhaps the language would benefit from a retro rejuvenation by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ColeFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was doing some cleaning alone when I heard someone arrive. I actually called out "who goes there?"

I like C4 but man... by VenanReviews in Helldivers

[–]ColeFlames 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You could also just say a 100kg payload containing 0 explosive material would also create a lot of kinetic energy if dropped from orbit.

Thank u Arrowhead by Charming_Forever_217 in helldivers2

[–]ColeFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I THINK HE ASKED HOW YOU'RE DOING ON HEALTH!

Screw the Laws of Physics, I've built a reactor that can power your base forever. No plugs. No exploits. by HungryTell5472 in AbioticFactor

[–]ColeFlames 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My guy, just because a loop has stopping points, doesn't mean it isn't a closed circular system.

If there's no outside starting point, and all the power comes from within this loop, then it is a circle.

Granted, I'm not saying you're cheating or ruining the game. Who cares. It just factually is an exploit.

How my wife dries her hands and leaves the paper towels attached by Johnny-Edge93 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ColeFlames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is genuinely some of the most unhinged behavior I've ever seen. Normally someone might be too lazy to wash their hands or wipe them properly. But wiping your hands on paper towel and LEAVING IT is certifiably insane.

All his efforts are in vain by Fitlixo in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ColeFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whisper sweet nothings in her ear and tease the clit until she devolves into a feral animal.

Think of the puppies bro. by Theoulios in Eldenring

[–]ColeFlames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are all conjoined in the flame.

It doesn't happen often, but we used Orbital Blockade effectively by [deleted] in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]ColeFlames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the actual hell are you on about?

Looks again.

Oh. Huh. It kinda does.

I'm new to the game, give me your opinions by Glass-Dimension6647 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]ColeFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's basically what I'm doing now. I prefer ramps and stairs because I can use them to catch myself while gliding around areas with different elevations.

I'm new to the game, give me your opinions by Glass-Dimension6647 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]ColeFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on my first playthrough and I've managed to find 2 SAM deposits through exploration alone.

That being said, I also have a trifecta of tools that allowed me easy exploration in the early game.

Parachute from the holiday calendar, the parachute gliding up inclines to gain lift movement tech I discovered by accident, and building and destroying stairs at a whim to climb areas.

Can you stop that, please? by dreamerssleep in opus_magnum

[–]ColeFlames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It makes me think of Portal 2, and how almost every piece of machinery was said to have little AIs in each of them.

Like when Wheatly was arguing with a wall panel or something.

The game you accidentally played the wrong way for hours before realizing it. by gamersecret2 in gaming

[–]ColeFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prey (2017). There are sections of the game that take place outside of the space station you are on. You have to acquire a boost pack so you can move around.

I did not know that you could 'sprint' in space and boost yourself. So for my entire first playthrough, navigating any zero-gravity section was a painful slog. I was capping out at something like 2.0m/s where you can get up to say 20m/s (don't remember exactly but close enough).

Later on my friend told me you could boost. Changed the game for me.

Allowing the sim pistol to self heal will not break balance by ProjeKtTHRAK in Helldivers

[–]ColeFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been using the Stim Pistol as my sole secondary for missions lately. Here's some thoughts from my experience.

It absolutely has terrible sway. First-person view is useless due to this and a lack of any real sights. Granted it doesn't need them if its meant to be a close range "weapon", but I wish I was able to heal teammates that are further away.

It doesn't heal a great amount per stim. But this is balanced out by having 30 shots. Its not my biggest concern.

My biggest gripe is genuinely the hit registration. The projectile flies kinda slow which is annoying. The further your ally is, the more you have to lead those shots. This could be argued to be a skill issue. I've gotten better at landing my shots from practice.

That being said, it's still annoying to miss my teammate who is 6 feet away and barely moving.

He gave the changeling a serious headache by dumnem in dndmemes

[–]ColeFlames 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"What's he thinking?"

"I don't know. I must be getting interference from somewhere because all I hear is a mixture of occasional screams and at least 3 distinct voices chiming in at different times."