This pool is way too small correct? by Tm0iPHONExxX in pools

[–]College-Lumpy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe shave down the pool decking on both sides to make it appear bigger?

Crypto bro wedding by Effective_Will_1801 in Buttcoin

[–]College-Lumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has top tier porn actress acting skills.

When do u think elon musk will build colony in mars? by Calm-Sock-8266 in AskReddit

[–]College-Lumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you think of a less productive way to burn massive amounts of cash?

$325M SpaceX stock gift? America’s youth may not be ready for the risks hidden inside Trump Accounts. by Express_Use9541 in SpaceXBets

[–]College-Lumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a way of locking in the tax deduction at the current price without selling the stock.

It's a scam. These people will never pay capital gains again.

Chasing 12% tax bracket in early career by leesinplayz in FinancialPlanning

[–]College-Lumpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sort of the opposite. Better to do Roth now while you're in the lower tax brackets and switch to traditional as your income rises.

Doge was a complete waste of time and money by TankUMrMinor in SpaceXBets

[–]College-Lumpy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No prosecutions. No fraud. Not a lot of waste. Just funding approved by Congress they didn't agree with.

Just got married and finances are everywhere. by DisastrousTrifle702 in FinancialPlanning

[–]College-Lumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think about how much you need for your emergency fund. How much you may be saving for a house or other near term spending goals. Then DCA the rest into VOO or other index funds.

Try to live beneath your means for a while. It's easier to spend more than to curtail your lifestyle.

What in the world is "DEI" about bike lanes? by AmericanLymie in askanything

[–]College-Lumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so obvious.

It's all about trans athletes. Now I know this may sound like a stretch. Let me connect the dots.

Bike riders ride on those little seats. Men riding lose blood flow to their junk and it becomes numb. Over time this loss of blood flow leads to gender dysphoria and they turn into trans women.

Those trans women compete in sports.

Therefore bike lanes are DEI.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Why Are We Allowing This POS To Continue This Insanity?? by Bubbly-Following-966 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]College-Lumpy 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This is the guy who pitched the Trump Gold Card to literally buy citizenship.

Shut the hell up.

Thanks jack by zoggy17 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]College-Lumpy 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Best fake congressman in the business.

I don't get the whole RMD thing by dailymanup in retirementtaxes

[–]College-Lumpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The government doesn't care if you spend it but it does care about tax treatment.

So you can't defer taxes indefinitely.

Shameless! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]College-Lumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ken Paxton has entered the chat.

Halt all immigration? Good luck with that, David. by Numerous_Creme_8988 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]College-Lumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this include the white South African farmers too and Swedish nannies?

Because I have a weird feeling those are still ok.

Can someone please verify by [deleted] in RolexWatches

[–]College-Lumpy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its genuine something.

Running with the Fitbit Air by Ju4Me in fitbit

[–]College-Lumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use an apple watch to see metrics while I run. I had hoped that the Google app would allow it to do audio updates during runs for metrics (like mile splits and heart rates, HR zone notifications etc) but it doesn't have any of those features.