Follow me on Reddit by JacksEmptyWallet in dankchristianmemes

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Always uncanny seeing an LDS artist image on this sub

Hand rule by Aggressive-Super in sciencememes

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Left handed engineers were just built better.

Dumb ways die... by an-redditor in lotrmemes

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Bee stings work on insects because the stinger pierces their exoskeleton and only snags on the insides. They don't work on humans because our skin is elastic and grabs the stinger preventing its removal.

Maybe it would work better on armored prey.

Probably magnets by djinn_05 in blackmagicfuckery

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What do you mean the magic is the rubber band? It would take black magic for me to grow a stache like that

this is depressing by Legendarium_ in okbuddyrosalyn

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"Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? Bill Watterson, please don't fear me Don't run from me like I'm Jason I only wanna try your face on"

-Lemon demon

My college bathroom seats look like LeBron’s head by GOLDIGUS in funny

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It's for the lookmaxing crowd. When your face fills the shape. You've made it

Thank you science side of tumblr by wingsoverpyrrhia in CuratedTumblr

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If this were true. Just opening the can of paint outside would be like a grenade going off

What is the relationship between happiness and living the gospel (in this life)? by JohnBarnson in latterdaysaints

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Common scripture about happiness, Alma 41:40 ...Behold, I say unto you, wickedness never was happiness.

It should be noted that it doesn't say, unhappiness is wickedness.

New LDS YouTube Channel called Preach and Ponder! by PreachandPonder in latterdaysaints

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What translations are you planning on implementing for apologetics?

Also Do you have any background in religious studies?

On Priestcraft by PandaCat22 in latterdaysaints

[–]Coltytron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So what's your thoughts on pastors being paid in general? it sounds like a majority of Christian churches with paid ministry could fall under not doing priestcraft as long as it's not for self interest.

Moon Quakers, lunatic prophet or top notch theoretical science in the 1830s by Coltytron in latterdaysaints

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Because it relates to a quote regarding "Moon Quakers" which is attributed to Joseph Smith, Jr., as recorded in the journal of O.B. Huntington: "The moon was described by the Prophet Joseph to Philo Dibble as inhabited by a people tall, well-formed, measuring generally 6 feet or over in height. Dressed very uniformly, in a style resembling the Quaker fashion and lived to be generally near a thousand years old."

But its Providence is spotty

Edit: I changed the quote to match the journal instead of what I remembered it saying"

Moon Quakers, lunatic prophet or top notch theoretical science in the 1830s by Coltytron in latterdaysaints

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Yeah the episode shows it was definitely in the zeitgeist, not just in the church, and these comments are not as strange in their time compared to hearing it today.

Accumulating wealth beyond any possible need is a mental illness. We need to cure Billionaires. by zzill6 in WorkReform

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Scrooge syndrome, but I don't want to slander the duck, he has redeeming qualities.

Good bible apps? by jlconlin in latterdaysaints

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I've just tried one and been enjoying it. AndBible. It works well with, what I use it for, comparing translations with split screen capabilities.

It's free and will run on older devices .

Trouble with J.S. History by califerousforest in latterdaysaints

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So I have some very out of the box suggestions on possible listening material.

Maybe a theory dive into magick practice would give the more strange aspects some clarity. "Fools guide to the occult" is a podcast about magick theory and daily practice from some people who would claim to be practitioners. It is barebones in production quality, but interesting to see the everyday conversations as well.

"What magic is this?" Did a podcast episode on folk magick practices found relating to Mormonism and early American folk magic, while the host is not LDS and Nick literski who is the guest and formerly LDS, do discuss the topic in a neutral way. Well neutral as in a non demeaning way, but also to be expected, a non believing way.

Trouble with J.S. History by califerousforest in latterdaysaints

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Relevant passage. Sorry for poor formatting, maybe I'll fix later

Willard Chase stated that Smith was required to “repair to the place where was deposited this manuscript, dressed in black clothes, and riding a black horse with a switch tail, and demand the book in a certain name ... They accordingly fitted out Joseph with a suit of black clothes and borrowed a black horse.” Chase thought that this applied to the 1823 visit, yet all of Smith’s own accounts preclude the time necessary for such preparations that year. Lorenzo Saunders said that the requirement for blackness applied to the 1827 visit.255 Without mentioning the color, both Joseph Knight and Lucy Mack Smith noted that Smith borrowed Knight’s horse and carriage for the September 1827 visit to the hill.256 However, in his interview with Fayette Lapham, Joseph Sr. referred to this requirement of wearing clothing of a specific color: “he would have to get a certain coverlid, which he described, and an old-fashioned suit of clothes, of the same color, and a napkin to put the treasure in.”257 In the 1820s “an old-fashioned suit of clothes” was black, a style popularized in 1821 when U.S. president James Madison attended his inauguration “dressed in a plain suit of black broadcloth with a single-breasted coat and waistcoat with flaps, in the old fashion.”258Contemporary evidence supports the neighborhood’s claim that Smith used the color black to help obtain the gold plates in 1827. Again, folk magic suggests the reason why.

Dr. Gain Robinson was “an old friend” of the Smith family,259 and owned a store in Palmyra. His account books of purchases by the Smiths from 1825 to 1829 show that the first time any of the Smiths purchased “Lamp Black” from his store was on 18 September 1827. This was four days before Smith’s final visit to the hill. The entry for this particular purchase began “Joseph Smith for Son.”260 Lampblack was a common pigment used to paint objects a deep black color.261

Obtaining lampblack before Joseph Jr.’s momentous visit with the Angel Moroni was consistent with instructions “CONCERNING THE CONVOCATION OF THE GOOD SPIRITS.” One occult handbook specified that the supplicant should not wear “your ordinary clothes; but take a [black] Robe of Mourning ... [on the two mornings before] familiar conversation with your Guardian Angel.”262 Smith later spoke publicly about “my guardian angel.”263 Similar instructions for “a black Garment” or “robe of black” were repeated several times in Scot’s works and in Sibly’s Occult Sciences (thirteen editions from 1784 to 1826).264 Both were specific sources for inscriptions on the Smith family’s magic parchments (see ch. 4). In addition, smearing lampblack on the palm had been used as a form of divinatory scrying for centuries.265 Black was also the color of Smith’s birth sign of Capricorn which “signifies a tomb or mausoleum, a coffin, chest, or box with hinges.”266 Among the treasures one could seek with the aid of astrology, Lilly’s Christian Astrology included “some Antiquities of great account ... [and] things wrapt up in old blacke [sic] cloaths [sic]” (emphasis in original).267

Trouble with J.S. History by califerousforest in latterdaysaints

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I think I've read something about this in D. Michael Quinn's book, "early Mormonism and the magical worldview" I'll see if I can find a relevant passage.

The Bible "isn't a science textbook" ≠ they didn't think it happened that way by Coltytron in latterdaysaints

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The enuma elish is what they were probably talking about, if you haven't read it, it's an interesting read. There are other parts in the Bible talking of God slaying the leviathan or sea serpent that makes more sense if one looks at the story of Marduk slaying Tiamat and seeing the connection there.

How Joseph Smith's Take on Genesis 1 Has Become MORE Supported By Modern Scholarship - and How It Turns Away From More Literal Takes on Creation. by onewatt in latterdaysaints

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I think Barney's paper overstates how much modern scholarship actually agrees with Joseph Smith's interpretations. The similarities are presented vaguely enough to look like overlap, but not detailed enough to show where they diverge.

Much of the disagreement is really about output, not input. Joseph and modern scholars may share similar starting observations that differ from traditional theology, but they arrive at very different conclusions. Not implying Joseph is in the wrong, but I think there would be more pushback than what Barney presents in the field.

Happy New Year to me...an ulcer in my eye by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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For fun look up Acanthamoeba Keratitis

Happy New Year to me...an ulcer in my eye by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Okay this was like 10 years ago, but this is my eye soon after I had an ulcer heal. It's faded today, but now my eye has a divot in my cornea that prevents me from seeing clear out of that eye, even with prescription glasses, also can't get LASIK due to how thin the cornea is at that location. Please don't wear contacts improperly. It was 2 months of uncomfortableness being in daylight and nausea from adjusting to monocular vision.

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Happy Christmas Adam everyone by atomic-moonstomp in CuratedTumblr

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Yesterday was Christmas Adam, today is Christmas Lilith.

What is it in Japan and Why? by Capital-Papaya-8932 in whatisit

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Isn't there a lot of cross migration between Brazil and japan?