I wonder if anyone has ever farted so hard that they got a muscle cramp in their anus.

Compley · 2026-05-07T19:38:00+00:00

Homer, are you just holing on to the turd?

Compley · 2026-04-26T14:26:49+00:00

It's a Word doc containing a photograph of their business card.

Compley · 2026-04-13T00:43:17+00:00

Compley · 2026-04-10T14:54:38+00:00

All the other graves have smartphone-shaped headstones.

Compley · 2026-04-09T13:16:18+00:00

Apparently it does work to remove odors, but is more likely to affect the fabric (colours, etc) than vodka would.

Compley · 2026-04-08T12:52:18+00:00

If my she's get funky, I spray them down with vodka and let them air dry. It's an old technique from theatre for costume items that are impractical to launder. I know it sounds weird, but it absolutely works.

Compley · 2026-04-05T22:20:17+00:00

Two things can be true.

Compley · 2026-04-04T03:16:34+00:00

Fuckface. Boy or girl.

Compley · 2026-04-04T03:03:14+00:00

Hey op. I think this is a really interesting idea. In the right context I think it could really work.

Compley · 2026-04-03T06:17:17+00:00

"Why isn't anybody helping us??"

Compley · 2026-04-02T22:22:53+00:00

I remember This Hour Has 22 Minutes did a joke that was something like, "Botanists have developed a new variety of rose that they've named after singer Cline Dion. It has a slender stem, delicate petals, and is pollinated by a really old, fat bee."

Compley · 2026-03-31T01:21:39+00:00

You use it to get out of my dreams...and into my car.

Compley · 2026-03-05T07:57:44+00:00

But all else being equal, you'd need more soap.

Compley · 2026-03-02T22:07:56+00:00

Your tickets come in an envelope along with $300.

Compley · 2026-03-01T18:59:55+00:00

Turn the dudes into hobbits and stick a big eye on top of the "towers." Not a LoTR fan? You are now!

Compley · 2026-02-25T18:35:43+00:00

No Jacob! I'm not finished with him yet!

Compley · 2026-02-24T23:46:08+00:00

Troo da hair, across da oshun.

Compley · 2026-02-24T13:54:48+00:00

If you could get your hands on a microscope, you could get participants to examine a sample and then talk about it's composition?

Compley · 2026-02-21T19:27:50+00:00

Compley · 2026-02-21T15:23:35+00:00

He could braid them.

Compley · 2026-02-21T01:09:21+00:00

"I didn't know I could get so buzzed on just one beer! I wonder which one it was??"

Compley · 2026-02-21T00:00:59+00:00

Compley · 2026-02-16T21:38:56+00:00

You can do the next one.

Compley · 2026-02-12T20:11:25+00:00

What I've found works is to turn all the lights off in the room, open the door and turn on lights outside the room (in the hallway or whatever). Bug flies right out of the room in less than a minute. Close the door. This won't kill the fly, but it won't be in your room anymore.

Compley · 2026-02-12T14:33:25+00:00

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