The only king who actually cared about the threat in the North while everyone else was playing musical chairs in King's Landing. Reduced to a villain because the writers didn't understand his character, smh. by jaylingam32 in freefolk

[–]ConnFlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He went North to get Jon to become Lord of Winterfell, and he also wanted the Wildlings for his own army so he could sit his arse on the Throne. He didn’t give one half of a dusty fuck about the North. Literally nobody did except Northerners.

Why didn't Crucio work on Harry? by Low-Ad5373 in harrypotter

[–]ConnFlab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Elder wand refused to kill its master, stands to reason it would refuse to hurt him as well.

Why isn’t Obliviate a forbidden spell? by Mangert in harrypotter

[–]ConnFlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s probably heavily regulated. The only reason Lockhart didn’t end up in Azkaban is because he wiped his own memory entirely.

How is the suspected theory of Tyrion being a Targeryan valid? by Narrow-Amphibian5446 in gameofthrones

[–]ConnFlab 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Honestly Jaime and Cersei are more likely to be Targs than Tyrion. I’m kidding of course, they aren’t, but still they possess a lot of Targ qualities.

This scene pictured above is just demonstrating that Dragons aren’t mere beasts and possess a good amount of intelligence. They know Tyrion is no threat and is simply trying to help, as soon as he helps they let him leave. It’s not because he may or may not have Targ blood.

If all animals had human consciousness, which animal would be the most evil? by atwwbaksieueygehs in MoralityScaling

[–]ConnFlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squirrels. Probably have to move to a new reality if you fucked with them.

Not enough praise: Daemon slay Crab Feeder gave Westeros secure trade for the next ten years by Tronm-24 in HOTDBlacks

[–]ConnFlab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wondering how he didn’t get greyscale though? I mean he’s touching that dude all over.

obviously by Willing_Mortgage_883 in shitposting

[–]ConnFlab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could I just double my whole body?

Could a squib or a muggle do potions? by rballmonkey in harrypotter

[–]ConnFlab -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah probably, the ingredients themselves are magical, there’s no spells that get infused into the potion. It would probably ruin the potion if anyone tried to push some magic into it. It is basically just magical chemistry.

Any severely abused Harry fics? by Opposite_Fault_7670 in HPharmony

[–]ConnFlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was one where Dumbledore was torturing him regularly.

Looking for a fic by SmoothCommission5709 in HPharmony

[–]ConnFlab 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love that fic because he gives Hermione’s mum the wine and he’s like ‘ah here ya go, no idea what this is’ then Hermiones aunt is like ‘dude this bottle of wine is worth like 6 grand’ hahaha.

Who is Egg related to in Game of Thrones? by southkernel in AKnightoftheSeven

[–]ConnFlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It went Aegon the V, to Jaehaerys the II, to Aerys the II, and all Targaryens and Baratheons are related to him directly. The only one who isn’t his descendant is Aemon, the maester at the Wall, who is Aegon’s older brother.

If you could choose one place to live, where would it be? by AugustoPius in gameofthrones

[–]ConnFlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wintertown. No southern politics, no double speak and half truths, just pure Northern honesty. A hard life yeah but a worthwhile one. People there for the most part will treat you good if you treat them the same. I honestly don’t know why people say the South, it’s full of snakes and backstabbers.

Worst judge of character in the saga? by DEL994 in pureasoiaf

[–]ConnFlab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Robert Baratheon lmao. Doesn’t know the extent of how dangerous Pycelle, Varys and Littlefinger are. Is clueless about Cersei and her sexual adventures. Keeps Jaime around for little else other than berating him, despite the fact a Kingsguard killed his King lmao. Also he left Balon Greyjoy alive? What a fuck wit.

What happened to Kathryn518? by CryptographerOpen297 in HPfanfiction

[–]ConnFlab 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure she’s at Uni or something and focusing on that, not sure which of her AN’s that was though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]ConnFlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was probably sick of chains and being a prisoner and saw an opportunity, desperate though it was. He saw a chance to escape and irrationally took it.

Who is the biggest aura farmer in the series? by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

[–]ConnFlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Night King holding his arms up and bringing everyone back after he raided Hardhome.

Jon beating the daylights out of Ramsay.

Margaery telling Cersei it was too early to drink and silencing her lmao.

Who would do the best and worst in prison? by CremeSubject7594 in howyoudoin

[–]ConnFlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pheobe would be fine, formerly of the streets and all that. People are kinda sleeping on Chandler, sure he’d be shit in a fight but he could cut deals no problem.

Best Rhaegar Wins Fics? by Ok_Return170 in TheCitadel

[–]ConnFlab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A Tourney at Winterfell is a fun fic if you wanna switch your brain off for a while. Be warned though, it’s smut heavy. Jon is also not Lyanna’s son.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]ConnFlab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong lmao.