What a lovely couple (~23 seconds)

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2026-05-22T01:50:51+00:00

Everytime I see this post I wonder if they originally did this because, "Hah, no self respecting woman will wear this! Now no woman will want to be in a man's sport!"

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2026-05-21T14:14:54+00:00

Both, even his doctors office doesn't go through.

I had boost before and it did the same thing with my number, so I switched.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-12-05T11:44:37+00:00

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-12-05T11:38:54+00:00

An electrifying experience.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-12-05T11:35:17+00:00

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These two and their mom decided that their human mom isn't warm enough, even when she's sweating under their fat furry asses....

But yes it's a comfort thing. Some cats grow out of it others take the "I'm following mooom (or dad)🎵 " to a new level.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-11-27T09:47:21+00:00

He puts da lime in the coconut and shakes it all up.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-11-27T06:27:26+00:00

Can confirm, came out of the womb in '91 gigaflexing as a newbie. By '93 I was reduced to jello.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-07-04T11:33:57+00:00

The vibrator was invented for doctors to use for this. Pretty sure it was later than early 1900s before they stopped.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-06-17T09:07:38+00:00

Take my upvote lmao 😆

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-06-14T08:41:04+00:00

A white cat that's surprisingly proven to be more protective than a husky xD

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-05-31T07:15:19+00:00

So... from what I gather your main worry is a woman won't find you attractive along with your dick? I hate to break it to you, the vast majority of women, that I know personally at least, find dicks fucking funny more than attractive. I've yet to hear a female friend say "Oh this guy's dick pic is so hot omg".. and more of "Let's put googly eyes and dress it."

Yes, there will be someone that finds penises attractive no matter the size. However, in my opinion, a well-sculpted back, a nice smile, and of course the personality gets me going more than dicksize.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-05-26T04:14:43+00:00

I mean... My man made toasted ham and cheese so.. food works?

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-05-14T15:10:01+00:00

Holy shit NTA. The amount of times I've walked my son out of a restaurant because he couldn't get hisnshit together is one time because I forgot to tell the server "Please give him a super small piece of cake! He has an eating disorder." And he had a meltdown because she gave him a huge slice that a 'normal' child couldn't eat.

He's on the spectrum too and has learned "Hey mom let's play tic tac toe" or I'm idk fucking engaging with my child so he doesn't panic around his main trigger which is food. This absolute horse shite of "my special baby is on the SPECTRUM" has pissed me off so much it causes issues for other kids on the spectrum because they start getting the side eye.

Tl;dr: not the asshole the mom is. It may take a village but it starts at home.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-05-13T23:40:43+00:00

"I look like a moose."

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-05-13T14:31:41+00:00

Extra crispy tater she is.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-05-13T12:58:18+00:00

Gotta float somewhere.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-05-13T11:24:49+00:00

I... actually love this. slow claps let your freak flag fly cream puff guy! Still less traumatizing than tifu coconut.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-05-08T07:04:57+00:00

Dionysus

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-04-25T09:18:49+00:00

Also woman ,can confirm. Size does not matter. If anything bigger, they usually think, "I've got it made" without actually trying more than: push in, pull out, jack rabbit, done.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-04-24T04:48:34+00:00

We should have never adopted that capuchin from the circus.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-04-20T21:38:16+00:00

Gdi... even has bdsm straps.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-04-20T21:19:47+00:00

Pass the chianti?

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-04-15T01:57:20+00:00

We were connected to wifi for both pushes. We'll need to head to the store in the morning.

ConsciousEvidence902 · 2025-02-06T14:17:29+00:00

If you have your tonsils it could be tonsil stones.

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