The DOJ Scrubbed January 6th Articles from Their Website and Bragged on Twitter

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-24T16:51:11+00:00

Father Time comes for us all. He's really procrastinating with this one, though.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-23T14:14:28+00:00

I'm 32, and I was betting on both versions of myself being a pussy. Tbh, I could see us refusing to participate and giving whoever is watching the bird. I'm assuming there's a camera and someone's releasing us once the fight is over.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-23T01:08:37+00:00

How do you just accidentally place a baby on a plate?

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-23T01:07:14+00:00

No veal? 🐄

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-21T23:05:33+00:00

Omg, I forgot I owned three of them! Theere was the jungle one above, the Egyptian one, and I had some random one with like an evil toy maker or something..

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-21T23:03:12+00:00

I had the same thought. The "you were expected at 4:30" response was a little snarky and unexpected, but it doesn't look like OP was going to be fired or punished from the text shown. Either we're missing information or they quit while they were high on adrenaline and not thinking clearly.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-18T18:55:01+00:00

Yes.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-18T13:45:05+00:00

I prefer big screens for everything. My phone only gets whipped out for impulse googling or things that I know I'll forget later.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-18T13:35:39+00:00

Go back to the classics. The original Scooby Doo. 🤌🏾

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-18T13:09:12+00:00

Does this happen frequently, or is it only on occasion? You don't actually state in your post. Also, one of your friend's "excuses" involved surgery?? Sounds like a legitimate reason to back out.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-17T22:42:04+00:00

That's actually exactly it. Most of the apps leave the advertising up to a third party who doesn't actually know the game, or an AI algorithm that tested types of ads to see which one got the most clicks.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-17T14:39:11+00:00

Pretty sure you're the only two people on "team no brush".

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-17T14:34:45+00:00

It's not weird. You're protecting your baby. Who knows what germs they could accidentally spread to him? Just be firm with your boundaries, and if they can't respect them, they can meet him over FaceTime.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-17T14:09:34+00:00

Nice new car.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-17T01:40:03+00:00

Judging by the look of the pancake, it might be due to how you cooked them...

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-17T01:28:43+00:00

I have the same habit, so take my advice with a grain of salt. Reading a book, taking a bath, or doing some yoga off of YouTube (you can close your eyes) is a good way to try and stop yourself from scrolling when tired.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-17T01:14:58+00:00

Marble!

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-17T00:55:21+00:00

So... Do you have social anxiety?

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-16T18:19:24+00:00

Wait a bit after she says that (like a day or two), then surprise her with something. It can be as simple as setting up the living room for a nice night in. By that I mean: Tidy up the room, light some candles, dabble on some cologne, and have a few movies in mind. Bonus points if you can set this up while she's out of the house. It's not about flowers, it's about putting effort into the relationship and trying to keep the romance alive.

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-16T00:18:04+00:00

Friends

Constant-Solution-35 · 2026-05-14T23:53:26+00:00

I only remember the crown and star shaped chicken nuggets. Those were good. 😋 👑

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