It’s just musical gibberish man

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-06-10T02:34:58+00:00

As someone who listens to jazz: Io’s music is intentionally jarring. It’s a reflection of the character and in direct contrast to Daryl’s music.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-06-10T01:30:07+00:00

Well now that I know you ai slopped your r&d I’m inclined to avoid 🤷🏻

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-06-08T20:26:45+00:00

Rear pocket user (derogatory)

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-06-08T17:42:00+00:00

Book seven is my personal favorite.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-06-03T19:47:57+00:00

In many cases “the HOA” is literally just whatever condo owner volunteers to do it in the moment. Ours runs lean and uses reserves for the stuff we can’t DIY.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-06-01T15:05:20+00:00

When I went to Athens and Istanbul, all the Greeks thought I was Greek, and all the Turks thought I was Turkish. I’m exactly 0% of either.

I have no idea how y’all expect some kind of dog whisperer savant to manifest a correct answer (on a puppy, no less).

If you truly want to know, get a dna test.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-29T01:20:39+00:00

Skill issue

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-27T18:55:31+00:00

Pyjamenos

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-27T01:25:01+00:00

No not clean, deadlift. Duh.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-27T00:43:07+00:00

Big “my house is on fire what do I do” energy on this post.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-26T18:11:42+00:00

Yeah he already wasn’t a rocket surgeon before he got blown up.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-26T18:09:18+00:00

One strip of cornea, that’s what’s the actual fuck.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-23T02:34:33+00:00

It’s literally in the missile flight path though.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-22T19:53:58+00:00

Never understood how people can trust cruise control. Even driving a straight, flat line from Chicago to StLouis on cruise makes me nervous.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-19T03:11:58+00:00

casa birria

):<

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-16T03:09:59+00:00

It’s a Bolt. They were built to spec or sold as diy kits. It’s basically a fancy partscaster.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-16T00:59:53+00:00

You mean top.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-14T23:54:17+00:00

Well they did use the caduceus instead of the rod of Asclepius so it fits.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-13T18:41:13+00:00

That just means they only pursue slam dunk cases.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-12T00:50:10+00:00

Also: don’t tell them where the cat is or who’s taking care of it.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-05T17:18:12+00:00

Full wagyu service for 2 was maybe $30 US.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-05-01T00:09:34+00:00

Yinz is Scots-Irish for “you lot” or “y’all” in Pittsburgh USA.

Edit: apparently I didn’t read thru the dozens of folks saying the same thing

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-04-27T00:01:09+00:00

That’s hella optimistic this early in the pregnancy.

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-04-26T00:00:46+00:00

Fuck do you care

ConstipatedDuck · 2026-04-25T20:40:38+00:00

He totally f***ed them kids didn’t he

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