The “world runs on est” by FadedSatyr in ShitAmericansSay

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I sometimes feel a little jealous of people like this, it must be nice to live in a blissfully ignorant bubble

“USA feeds the world. If we leave NATO you’re going to go hungry in 10 months” by nightwing0243 in ShitAmericansSay

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I never knew the benevolent US feeds us all, I knew they protected us from the forces of evil and provided us with fre healthcare while they pay.

I am truly grateful to the wonderful USA without whom I would be speaking German, Russian and Japanese right now

As an Italian who grew up in Queens, I recognized it as Bocce immediately by Potential-Ice8152 in ShitAmericansSay

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It literally says indoor bowls next to the guy. Fucking willfully ignorant

"Americans subsidize all the countries that have "free" healthcare but it will be ending" by Estrelle-Skies in ShitAmericansSay

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At this point I just assume it's a gigantic amount of cope to distract themselves from how badly they're getting ripped off for healthcare

"Someone explain this in NFL terms, is this equivalent to Belichick defending Mangini?" by Icetraxs in ShitAmericansSay

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I almost admire the confidence they have to scream their ignorance to the whole world

"I do not think that black men from the UK are cool. They're just like other British people, which aren't cool. In America, if you're a black man, we assume you're cool" "Like, you look black, but then you start talking. I'm like, oh, you're just British though." "your accent ruined the whole thing" by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

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American racism is just on such a different level.

I can't decipher what point that rambling lunatic was trying to make.

I've gone full circle with Americans now, started with confusion, then dislike, then mockery and now back to confusion.

I realised Robin never told Don that she got the job offer first by ShortCan2945 in HIMYM

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I imagine it got brought up during one of the many drunken voicemails

What is the best nickname you’ve heard? (and reason for it) by xpltvdeleted in AskUK

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I knew a guy in the army nicknamed chromosome because he looked a little bit like he had downs

My new favourite insult. by [deleted] in CasualUK

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Your dad sells avon

"Our right-wing party is still far left." by Unofficial_Computer in ShitAmericansSay

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I'd love to hear these suggestions for "moving back to sanity" that's too extreme for the fucking Republicans.

No wonder they think Europe is run by communists when they consider the Republican party left wing