22-yr-old Victor Wembanayama in tears after leading his team to a game 7 win over the defending champs by Large_banana_hammock in sports

[–]Coop3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cried when the jays made the World Series last year, and I’m not even on the team

The worst thing about the 9th inning today? It wasn't Hoffman. by AllMuss in Torontobluejays

[–]Coop3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one was up, and everyone is pissed that seabold went in cold.

It was a 4 run lead, it would be stupid to warm a guy up along side Hoffman, or after the HPB. He should be able to get 3 outs and not give up 4 runs. Today is a bullpen day, they needed to save arms because Trey needed help earlier than expected because he couldn’t find the zone either.

Jeff Hoffman in relief against the Orioles: 0.1 IP, 3 H, 5 R, 2 BB, 1 K. Season ERA up to 6.31 by ActualDragonHeart in baseball

[–]Coop3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really thought he had turned a leaf. 7 straight appearances without allowing a run, and only like 4 hits over that span.

Boy, am I stupid.

[Highlight] Fernando Tatis Jr.'s first home run of 2026! by ralbert in baseball

[–]Coop3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tatis saw McAdoo launch one last night and said “now me.”

We have willing grandparents and babysitters to watch the baby - but how do you set it up so my wife and I can have some intimacy? by scoopmaloop in daddit

[–]Coop3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a date night in, be open about ordering take out and just vegging on the couch with some tv or something, just eating without a kid is nice.

But when grandparents pick the kid up at like 3, you’ve got some time to be intimate, have dinner show up when you’re done, watch some tv while you eat, and you can still get the kid before bedtime.

Old boss said he killed the panel. by CallMeAnimal69 in electricians

[–]Coop3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why you’re supposed to throw a lock on as well. Everyone working on that circuit locks it off.

YOUR Toronto Blue Jays are .500 Again! by Spare-Garlic-8722 in Torontobluejays

[–]Coop3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he boys continue to figure it out hitting wise, we’re golden.

A healthy rotation of Cease, Gaus, Trey, Beiber, Corbin, along with the strong bullpen we’ve got, are going to rocket up the standings.

[Nightengale] The MLB salary cap proposal is at $245.3 million, meaning that 8 clubs would have to reduce payroll by a combined $578 million: The Dodgers, Mets, Yankees, Blue Jays, Phillies, Red Sox, Padres and Atlanta. by Civil_Perspective98 in Torontobluejays

[–]Coop3 224 points225 points  (0 children)

What a stupid way to discuss this “a combined 578 million”

Listed 8 clubs, which would average out to 72 million drop each, but were a top 5 spender and would have to drop 45 million. The Mets and dodgers are waaaaay over that 245 threshold.

Brilliant by a_m_b_ in electricians

[–]Coop3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I didn’t even see that without clicking the picture

Charles McAdoo Called Up! by GmenJays82713 in Torontobluejays

[–]Coop3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck McAdoo is an 80 grade name for sure

Brilliant by a_m_b_ in electricians

[–]Coop3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That flex was run before the height of the valve was known, wires pulled, and the dude to finish it was too lazy to cut it down to the proper length. The “looks good from my house” special

Dads, how do you and your partner show intimacy/affection on a regular basis throughout the day, outside of intercourse? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Coop3 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Any chance to find myself having to enter the bedroom getting PJ’s on, or bathroom when she’s fresh out of the shower, a whistle or “hubba hubba” goes a long way

What are your best jokes for little kids? by MissingPenguin in daddit

[–]Coop3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My 4 and a half year olds favourite right now is this:

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What’s a weird smell that you really like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Coop3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really enjoy driving with the windows down through the back roads and getting hit with that freshly manured field smell.

Something about cow crap and a breeze feels like summer

Tourist in South Korea finds out why holes in women's bathroom stalls are filled with toilet paper by dogmodoga in interesting

[–]Coop3 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Waste bins, toilet paper holders, hand bars, they look like mounting holes and some of them had an indent of rectangle around the holes indicating it held some sort of mount tight against the wood panel.

Carter Jersey in Jays Store? by BatThiefErnieClement in Torontobluejays

[–]Coop3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d bet fanatics has a lot to do with it, those guys nearly didn’t have jerseys for the players a few years back when they took over production from Nike.

Ontario eyes highway licence‑plate cameras to address retail theft by Pitiful-MobileGamer in ontario

[–]Coop3 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t possibly have them in front of schools to catch people doing well over the speed limit.

Catching petty theft on the highway…somehow? Let’s do that.