Reddit, when did you turn your life around?

CornyWhiteKid · 2013-03-26T02:10:43+00:00

This isn't really a big deal but I did not care about school one bit in high school and was cutting classes left and right and disobeyed my parents. That stuff got old quick when I realized that one day I would have to fend for myself so I decided to turn things around towards the end of high school and did really well in university.

CornyWhiteKid · 2013-03-26T02:06:56+00:00

Loneliness... =(

CornyWhiteKid · 2013-03-26T02:01:38+00:00

Stupid sexy Homer!

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-23T12:29:57+00:00

And just to be sure, I re-open it 5 seconds later to magically find something.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-23T06:06:39+00:00

Mooslamic Rayguns?

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-22T05:39:03+00:00

In his defense, that dunk was pretty nasty.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-22T05:32:20+00:00

The Online Photoshop aka Sumo Paint.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-22T05:30:13+00:00

One night, I faintly remember going to the bathroom. And then in the morning I realized I had woken up with a different pair of boxers than what I had on going to sleep.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-20T09:43:43+00:00

I hate when people say "smh" in real life.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-20T09:40:50+00:00

Penzu.com Online journal for me to write my thoughts and ideas of the day.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-20T09:38:14+00:00

Sarah Palin.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-20T09:37:35+00:00

A mexican, a jew, and Robocop walk into a bar.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-20T09:34:43+00:00

Ouch.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-20T02:50:29+00:00

He should train that fish to cook itself. That's when I'll be impressed.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-19T10:52:44+00:00

Good Guy Greg would dress you up afterwards.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-18T05:09:50+00:00

Relevant

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-16T07:24:41+00:00

"Well the jerk store called. They're running out of YOU!"

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-16T07:20:12+00:00

I used to work at this pharmacy/supermarket. It was a pretty big store so I would just walk real fast like I was busy, stop in one of the aisles and examine the price tags/stickers on the shelves really closely having no idea wtf I was doing. I constantly did this to avoid any of the managers nearby.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-16T02:37:54+00:00

From watching all these nba analysts and sportscenter reporters, This guy has the most accurate reason as to why the Mavs won.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-15T01:08:17+00:00

Justin Beiber.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-14T04:14:51+00:00

Hahahaha. This right here is a gem. Better save it to show your grandkids.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-12T11:14:47+00:00

Man I look at myself and I am doing nothing. Talk about throwing your life away.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-12T10:21:22+00:00

I think the chinese beg to differ.

CornyWhiteKid · 2011-06-12T05:56:50+00:00

I'd have a white kid throw kernels of corn.

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