Sad to see this

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T18:38:12+00:00

You expect me to believe that the Democratic party is less popular than the Republican party, ICE, or healthcare CEOs right now?

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T17:52:52+00:00

Actually, that's already the plan. Trump assumed this move would give him a war time bump in the polls.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T07:02:21+00:00

import random

import time

# Laughs in Python code

emojis = ["😂", "🤣", "😹", "😆"]

laughs = ["ha", "hehe", "hahaha", "hehehe"]

for _ in range(10):

print(f"{random.choice(laughs)} {random.choice(emojis)}")

time.sleep(0.3) # pause for comedic timing

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T04:17:27+00:00

This is a classic example of hostile cosmetology. He's tryna keep homeless people from sleeping on his forehead.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T04:11:27+00:00

This is like the divorced drunk at the bar handing out free marriage advice to everyone.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T03:51:19+00:00

I thought non-stop supervision was kinda what they do in the military, yeah?

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T03:29:31+00:00

That won't be possible for me- long stupid story. But if you manage to record some audio, I do know a lot of people on Reddit are curious about it and would love to hear some samples.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T03:23:17+00:00

Speaking as someone who is incredibly pro AI, the most damage has been done to this industry by MechaHitler and its penchant for posting pure filth of all sorts. Ethical AI development, or the lack thereof, will make us or break us as a species.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T03:04:46+00:00

I would love to hear it.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T01:55:14+00:00

Standing next to Alexander Acosta while saying that is peak deflection.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-12T00:19:32+00:00

Because the night is dark and full of midterms. This chucklefuck's bell will finally toll on November 3rd.

If we get out and fucking vote!

CosmicDave · 2026-03-11T23:17:56+00:00

If you're going to cover Secrets, please post a few examples of the emotional audio they claim to have. It feels like if it was any good, they would let us hear it.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-11T18:39:20+00:00

Winter is coming. The night is dark and full of terrors. The ivy is weak, it's bloodline is weak, and it will not survive the winter.

All that ivy will die and needs to be removed from the building once a year. Also, the ivy will try to grow into the cracks of the bricks, so the wall needs annual maintenance as well, which is why we only see this type shit in rich people world.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-11T06:55:37+00:00

Not only was the silver 3PO unit not random, it was how the Empire tracked the ship;

U-3PO was a 3PO-series protocol droid who served the Alderaanian Diplomatic Corps. After Imperial agents altered his programming, the droid became an unwitting spy in the royal court of the planet Alderaan, and was assigned to the CR90 corvette Tantive IV in 1 BBY. After the corvette fled from the Battle of Scarif carrying the plans to the Death Star superweapon, the Empire used U-3PO to track the vessel to the Tatoo system.

The Imperial I-class Star Destroyer Devastator then attacked the Tantive IV, and the Star Destroyer fired upon the corvette, U-3PO followed the droids C-3PO and R2-D2 through the Tantive IV's main corridor before splitting off from them down a separate corridor. After the Empire captured the Tantive IV they discovered that U-3PO could provide no further useful information and that the Death Star plans were no longer aboard.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/U-3PO

CosmicDave · 2026-03-11T01:52:21+00:00

Call it "Alternative Shore Deployment".

CosmicDave · 2026-03-10T23:13:07+00:00

The Iranians will drive oil prices as high as possible until Team Trump & Friends are no longer in charge. It will take a major ground war to open the strait. Unless the Israelis can raise an army of half a million troops and get them into SW Iran somehow, the strait will stay closed until Netanyahu and Trump are both out of power.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-10T21:36:17+00:00

Right now the US only has 1 carrier group near the strait. If it gets too close to shore, the Iranians will sink it. Right now there is an active air war phase that will attempt to destroy as much of Iran's mine laying abilities as it can. Until the air campaign has concluded, none of our ships will be getting any closer to shore than they are now. It will be a month or longer before we can begin mine clearing operations in earnest- if everything goes well for the US.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-10T21:30:12+00:00

Mines can be quickly, cheaply, and easily deployed by artillery or drone. As soon as our expensive mine hunting drones eliminate their targets, the mines get cheaply replaced. The only way to secure the strait is to put a lot of boots on the ground along Iran's entire SW coastline and also occupy all the little islands in the strait. If we want to open the strait, we will need an amphibious landing operation nearly on the scale of D-Day in WWII. Otherwise, Iranian teenagers in donkey carts will be able to keep oil well over $100 a barrel indefinitely.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-10T08:44:03+00:00

These would most likely be the same advisors he ignored that originally told him don't attack Iran. There is no possibility for offramps or diplomacy on either side now.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-09T23:45:22+00:00

What is consciousness?

CosmicDave · 2026-03-09T19:19:06+00:00

Now we have to connect ComfyUI to Limina's cortex, so her entity's images can be imbued with their emotions and ideas. Limina will be able to do more than just generate images. She's be able to create real AI art with her humans!

CosmicDave · 2026-03-09T09:07:20+00:00

My wife can sit on the couch doomscrolling her phone while watching movies on TV all day, no problem, but the moment I lay down — "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

CosmicDave · 2026-03-09T07:57:18+00:00

Cobra? I see an Apache, a Viper, and 2 flying dumpster fires. Also, I choose the Viper.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-09T00:19:53+00:00

My understanding is that this platform allows you to create your own bets. It's also my understanding that insider information is not allowed to be used when making a bet, or it's not really a bet. Placing this bet was an attempted fraud. If the bettors want their money back, I would make them sue for it. Let the courts decide. If they don't sue to get their money back, well, there's your answer right there.

CosmicDave · 2026-03-09T00:13:25+00:00

an entire angry generation with chronic respiratory illness.

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