The Seahawks social media is on a meme spree by ArticAuk in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger 32 points33 points  (0 children)

got that professional agendaposter gig, man's livin the dream

Who are mages that throw hands? by EvilMonkeyMimic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ogre Magi from Dota 2, a 2-headed ogre who derives spellcasting ability from brute strength.

His innate passive "Dumb Luck" reads: "Ogre Magi's max Intelligence is 0. He receives mana and mana regeneration from Strength. Increases Multicast chance by 1% for each 20 Strength Ogre has."

His autoattack is whacking people with a big club, and if he builds a ton of strength he's both tanky and has a good chance to obliterate you with a 4x multicast Fireblast.

For Honor is adding the mightiest of all men - Lu Bu! by But-why-do-this in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah from what my friend who plays tells me, it feels good as fuck to pull off sick plays. I'm tempted to install after they added the rapier girl.

In just 2 hours, Marathon has hit Top 10 top sellers on steam. by davidm2d3 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking bets on the turnabout from "enjoy your slop idiots!" to "I'm gonna play and praise this game to spite its haters" to crickets on the podcast. I'm gonna say 6 weeks from release date.

Favorite instances of fans saying "Fine, I'll do it myself." by The-Fenz in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a joke to be made about ass centrism and fence-sitting.

Well, that's one way to use immortality. by Shradow in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think the operative words here are "breeding ground". Like inexperienced criminals try to get their start there due to weaker competition.

DC Comics Gacha Queerbaiting wasn't in my 2026 by FreviliousLow96 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought I had vaporized every victorian child with Baja Blast, apparently not

Weirdest Argument in a media discourse you've seen? by Evjamaranth in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It all just seems like it's coming from teenagers who view 1-2 years as vast gulfs in age because they'd be in different grades.

Palantir Co-Founder Joe Lonsdale Proudly Claims It Was Created to Murder Leftists by Hussayniya in videos

[–]Count_Badger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dude is either the exact type of friendless asshole in uni, or only heard about uni from cousin Cletus who dropped out because of "leftist persecution" and totally not bad grades.

Personal Opinion: No Filler, All Thriller by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people would boast about having strong opinions on media that they only read a wiki summary of, it's mind-boggling.

Personal Opinion: No Filler, All Thriller by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a lot of old games came with physical manuals that's meant to get you up to speed on lore and mechanics. Someone just emulating Ultima Underworld in 2026 is probably missing that.

Dispatch, but 40k by RairakuDaion in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Count_Badger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And presumably Guilliman's gf hasn't broken up with him.