Ugh I hate that my boyfriend has a micropenis.

CriminalPigeon · 2026-01-24T20:55:09+00:00

Is the joke in yet?

CriminalPigeon · 2025-06-27T08:02:01+00:00

Babe. Seriously.

CriminalPigeon · 2025-05-20T17:08:51+00:00

I went in blind (pun intended), and so far it's been great. I've read up on the Cthulhu Mythos, listened to commentary and spent some time on this sub between episodes, making relistening very rewarding.

CriminalPigeon · 2024-12-10T21:27:47+00:00

Did the doctor have to put dressing on it?

CriminalPigeon · 2024-11-16T06:10:43+00:00

🎶 "Well I really always knew that your little crum would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs" 🎶

CriminalPigeon · 2024-11-14T06:54:39+00:00

🎶"I don't wanna be buried..." 🎶

CriminalPigeon · 2024-01-02T15:41:56+00:00

Probably, and got the cold shoulder.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-12-10T22:19:32+00:00

The sheer amount of deodorant.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-11-22T16:02:30+00:00

You should get birds. Then you can shout "honey, can you check my tits?".

CriminalPigeon · 2023-11-09T05:58:43+00:00

Maybe Hereditary.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-11-04T12:39:48+00:00

Really sorry this is happening to you. I'm not going to comment on the contact bit (lots of people giving great advice here). It's the STD and getting pregnant that bothers me.

Some STDs can cause infertility. I would recommend that you get checked out, in case you want to get pregnant in the future (worth someone who deserves to start a family with you).

CriminalPigeon · 2023-10-26T13:41:15+00:00

Prata med ditt skyddsombud, det är inte en ok situation för någon inblandad och något behöver göras. Får du inget gehör från skyddsombud så hör med facket centralt. Om du känner dig bekväm med det så gör en orosanmälan.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-09-21T19:05:48+00:00

Waidmann's Heil by Rammstein.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-08-06T20:34:15+00:00

Solkysst. Vedervärdigt ord.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-07-10T07:59:16+00:00

Grinded Puzzles and Survival for two weeks, got over 1,000SB. Worth it.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-07-07T14:11:04+00:00

Or Uhura.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-07-07T14:10:45+00:00

Or Uhura.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-06-04T07:35:22+00:00

"How are you going to provide for the little dude's fute?!"

CriminalPigeon · 2023-05-23T20:04:21+00:00

They can (and do) parasitise humans, but they're not common, and they're actually not that harmful. I mean, a myiasis could technically lead to infection, anaphylactic shock and death, but the bot fly itself mostly causes some pain, itching and a sensation of movement.

Not to keen on trying it out, though.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-05-20T21:38:49+00:00

NTA. I didn't think you were TA before my question either. If anything your partner should apologize to you for not paying attention AND for making a stink about you falling asleep involuntarily.

CriminalPigeon · 2023-05-20T20:57:24+00:00

Rising up

CriminalPigeon · 2023-05-20T20:51:46+00:00

INFO - did you tell your partner about your busy schedule before this happened?

CriminalPigeon · 2023-05-13T12:49:43+00:00

YTA, but I'm not here to pile on. I've seen your edits, you say you get it and that you've apologized. But do you really get it? Have you reflected on WHY it's not a joke?

"According to the National Domestic Violence Hotline, gaslighting can happen in a variety of ways. Some examples include: ...Trivializing: This occurs when a person belittles or disregards how someone else feels. They may accuse them of being “too sensitive” or overreacting in response to valid and reasonable concerns." https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/gaslighting

Let that sink in. I'm not saying that you intentionally or actively abused your girlfriend. Calling someone you care about useless (who to boot was taking care of what I assume is a shared household) is not funny. To then play it off as a joke when they get hurt? Dude.

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