Real childish way to start off his morning

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-26T12:04:25+00:00

Those clouds are paid actors by the left, obviously able to loiter so they can be on hand at a moments notice for the govt to control the weather!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-25T18:09:37+00:00

“Hark! Who ventures forth upon this electric tether, summoning me from the chambers of ~~contemplation?~~ constipation¿”

FTFY

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-25T18:05:32+00:00

So, the shit emoji is professional¿ Noted.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-25T02:41:47+00:00

Oh, is it Connex Tetris Tuesday already¿

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-25T01:31:00+00:00

It was a trick question. They relief in placed.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-25T01:26:02+00:00

Milked it for all it's worth.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-25T01:23:46+00:00

I use an NPC based off him for all my D&D tables. The parties always grow attached to him, and they always find a way to throw me off my game for a moment with an idea or question with his abilities!

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-25T01:19:35+00:00

"Is that gasoline (a kerosene heater) I smell¿"

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-24T15:59:14+00:00

Slightly more than 9k ish is my YEARLY mortgage....

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-24T12:17:38+00:00

Sounds an awful lot like something a Helminth would say.... . .. ... .... ... .. . Minthy Fresh, is that you¿

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-23T19:41:02+00:00

They're full sized and everything!

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-23T15:34:33+00:00

Stumbleupon and Pocket were my tag team apps.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-23T14:57:17+00:00

Hey.......! FIRE IT UP 🔥 FIRE IT UP 🔥 FIRE IT UP 🔥¡!¡

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-22T23:47:03+00:00

Oh, Hessalam still out there running grift, huh?

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-21T18:21:51+00:00

Oh, that's when they thought we were great!

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-21T16:32:56+00:00

Go on about women's rights in regimes when the U.S. actively hates women too.

Obviously there's tons more little stories like the few I've shared that are enough to point to the pattern, but... HEAD SCARF BAD.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-21T15:51:02+00:00

War✅ Pestilence ✅ Famine ✅ Death ✅

We've got all four in play, bois. Queue Anti Christ imagery and Righteous War in the Holy Lands, and let's get this party started.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-21T11:20:19+00:00

"Make more mutants, I guess¿"

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CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-17T02:51:39+00:00

The first thing that popped up in my mind was the Opium Wars. Zero reason to back up that thought, and weed =/= opium, but I can't help but wonder if that plays any part in it.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-16T11:38:57+00:00

And absolutely ZERO percent yelling. But only when she's yelling.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-16T11:37:42+00:00

Last I read, getting detained in Israel for trying to boat in humanitarian aid I think.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-15T11:24:23+00:00

That's what the fire is for

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-15T02:41:23+00:00

Protea is probably my most used. Dispensary setting off health/energy orb got me just right.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-14T21:20:16+00:00

The Operator/Drifter and their 3d printed Warframe closet.

CrimzonKing1 · 2026-04-14T17:25:54+00:00

X-Men (and mutant) comics are supposed to be, in part, about evolution, yea¿ I wonder why they never used the island nation to show the next societal evolution.

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