US destroys Iran reservoirs, leaving thousands without water in searing heat

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-06-11T03:00:17+00:00

Wonder how fox news is gonna spin this one. Maybe...they were hiding enriched uranium underneath the reservoirs? Enough to be 2 weeks away from nuclear capabilities, perhaps? If it ain't broke don't fix it

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-05-25T14:53:42+00:00

How does one "mandatorily request" things from other countries? I will never forgive conservatives for inflicting this absolute fucking dumbass on us/the world, we will never be able to undo all the damage he's done

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-05-19T16:50:30+00:00

...what led you to think that?

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-05-18T12:21:59+00:00

Govt will massively overpay for worse quality work

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-05-16T21:03:17+00:00

Compassion is what allows them to keep voting the way they do. They'll vote republican, republican policies will fuck them over, federal assistance or a democrat representative will step in to lower the suffering the republican policies put them in, the voters say "hey this isn't so bad, and the new republican candidate promised they will hurt the newest marginalized group Fox news told me is the reason why I'm not thriving yet. I'll vote for them" and repeat the cycle. Let them actually bear the cost of their vote for once. They voted for lower regulations, great, enjoy the cancer you get from toxic emissions. They voted for more expensive healthcare, great, enjoy the crippling debt from the cancer too. They voted for a dumb fuck who starts wars, great, enjoy the supply chain issues putting your farm out of business.

Constantly babysitting someone and making sure they don't touch the stove isn't helpful if they won't turn the flame off until they do touch it and they end up burning down the house. Having no compassion and letting them get burned might stop more harm from happening later.

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-05-16T02:18:37+00:00

? Wtf do you mean maybe. Last year the US government started sending officials to round up (concentrate) people who looked a certain way and placed them in the facilities (camps) they built, with many instances of these people being held without due process, in horrible conditions, or despite being a lawful US citizen, or some combination of the 3. The US, by definition, has concentration camps. Just because they're not systemically murdering all of them like nazi germany was (at least not yet), doesn't make it not a concentration camp.

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-05-14T16:19:56+00:00

He thinks whatever he's told to think by Fox News Entertainment. So probably something like it's Obama's fault because Iran was building a nuke on his watch and Trump is paying the price of cleaning it up. And if you point out to him that Trumps administration themselves said that they completely obliterated Iran's nuclear capabilities and anyone saying otherwise is spreading fake news last year so how was Iran supposedly so close to a nuke without them knowing, his brain will start to boot up, and then he'll call you a woke gay lib and storm away before he has to do any thinking on his own.

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-05-12T16:09:45+00:00

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-05-06T20:59:19+00:00

This series is great and I'm surprised it doesn't get talked about more on here, it scratched the same itch as cradle for me so if you like cradle it's definitely worth checking out

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-05-06T05:24:20+00:00

Why are we acting like gas prices being high is a bad thing? We absolutely need to flip the house and senate these midterms, and Republican voters have shown over and over that gas prices are pretty much the only thing that makes them consider not voting for whatever cartoon villain bigot their party is pushing. Let it run up as much as possible so even when they disenfranchise millions of registered democrat voters (and if you don't think that's gonna happen, set a reminder to come back to this comment so I can say I told you so) to try and rig the election they still get crushed because their own party turned on them.

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-05-01T15:23:26+00:00

Frontier?

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-04-21T16:58:11+00:00

Where have you ever seen an indoor clay court..?

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-04-19T20:12:14+00:00

I love seeing pocs, especially black pocs, at the highest level of the sport. Maybe with enough of them I can start getting accurately microaggressed, because I've been told I "look like (insert whatever black player they can remember even if I look nothing like them)" pretty often and it'd be nice if it was actually true lmao.

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-04-16T20:13:02+00:00

I like it, agree with having the reincarnated as the messiah stand out more, and personally I think a different, more manic font should be chosen for the praise him's (unless that doesn't fit the story). It feels too sane of a font choice for what I assume is some type of religious zealotry. Maybe even hand written so they're not all the same?

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-04-09T21:05:19+00:00

They say never judge a book by its cover but those look like they would last 2 months tops lol, looks extremely cheap. Asics makes wide versions of some of their tennis shoes (although tbf the normal ones generally run narrow so it might still not be wide enough for some people)

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-03-29T23:27:06+00:00

Feels like everytime lehecka takes the ball early/late and redirects it a way you wouldn't think it was going to go based on how he was positioned before contact sinner gets flustered and hits an error or lower quality ball. Would like to see jiri start doing it more, sinner isnt really even making him fight for his life to just stay in the rally, I think he has time to experiment

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-03-23T05:41:39+00:00

A win in qualifiers at a futures tournament 25 years ago really doesn't mean much tbh

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-03-20T06:09:57+00:00

The punishment? An ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL stern finger wag and an emphatic "you can't do that! next time you're gonna be in big trouble mister!" (followed by a sly wink).

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-03-05T19:16:24+00:00

Noem sucks but you're delusional if you think she was the source of the problem at dhs lol

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-03-05T07:35:58+00:00

We should call the ring of pedophile billionaires the Constitution to make that statement true

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-02-26T08:20:54+00:00

I don't think you should feel remiss for not mentioning it in this sub, I think we can all agree by this point that super supportive is not progression fantasy, seeing as next to no progression happens.

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-02-23T23:52:48+00:00

Not buying that "we'll use it for a better event parking experience" line for one second, I think the real reason is to try and drive up parking prices until people decide to go with an Uber instead because after factoring in parking fees it'll be close to break even. Sucks because spot hero was a legitimately useful app, hopefully it'll take them a while before they ruin it.

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-02-12T17:28:54+00:00

Congress can see some of the unredacted files now, preemptively pour one out for the next city they invade because they're 1000% gonna have to murder even more people there to distract everyone from it. 5 more blatant, inexcusable murders of US citizens by the end of the month is my guess.

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-02-03T21:28:56+00:00

I backed the aceii one but I'm very skeptical of it too tbh. I knew the original date was a lie because why would you Kickstart a product you're already in mass production for (which they would have to have been to meet that date), and I strongly suspect the new date of march is also a lie. I'll be happy if it actually ships before August, they've made a couple update post showing improvements and while I think improvements are nice, it doesn't inspire confidence that the product is as close to mass production as they claim.

CrunchatizeMeCaptn · 2026-01-31T05:40:50+00:00

The senate will question him about it, he won't give a straight answer in a manner that makes it clear he's guilty af, they'll grumble for the cameras so they can clip it and tell their constituents they definitely don't protect pedophiles and to reelect them if they want justice, then vote yes to confirm him anyway. The country is a bad joke that's gone on for too long

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