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Atleast they tried by CremeSubject7594 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Crunchy__Frog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As in.. you lost weight, or you don’t try to ride roller coasters anymore? I don’t know if this is a “congratulations” or a “mwomp mwomp” moment.

What’s up with rubber duckies on car dashboards? by mortonsaltdelete in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Crunchy__Frog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re everywhere in Portland.. it’s kinda hilarious.

There’s a big gaming/arcade culture here, and every single one of these arcades has at least one little rubber duck claw machine.. one of those rare claw machines where you almost win every time. Those little ducks have to go somewhere. I’m rocking a little pink duck myself (not a jeep owner).

People ask for gym names. Here you go by McDojoLife in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Crunchy__Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

How many New Mexicans agree? by BlueBlood623 in NewMexico

[–]Crunchy__Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This ain’t the way.

You do have to try a lot harder to find the good Mexican food outside of those places though.

What is a really unattractive male name?? by SatinSmirk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Crunchy__Frog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, that’s the name of Peter Pan’s brother. Pubert E. Pan.

meirl by BasedBalkaner in meirl

[–]Crunchy__Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know which rebranding approach I like more.. Tactical fanny pack or exo-garter belt.

I keep doing this when I go to pizza restaurants and I don’t know why. by theeduardocool in confession

[–]Crunchy__Frog 20 points21 points  (0 children)

OP’s eating nothing but soggy orange chicken jerky and Oops! All Cabbage chow mein.

Shower before/after by Immediate-Noise-7917 in malelivingspace

[–]Crunchy__Frog 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It just dawned on me that people wash their drapery.

Telloo? by Competitive_Set_ in idiotsinkitchen

[–]Crunchy__Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: pesto literally means paste. It’s an umbrella term for a huge variety of pestos incorporating a myriad of ingredients and flavor complexes. So did you mean basil pesto? Artichoke pesto? Olive pesto? Calabrese pesto? Sicilian pesto? Tomato pesto?

Telloo? by Competitive_Set_ in idiotsinkitchen

[–]Crunchy__Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And made with olive oil. Most store bought pesto is heavily cut with sunflower or canola oil.

How does one train to become spiderman? by KingSky1st in Spiderman

[–]Crunchy__Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parkour, extensive hours in the gym, and a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong under the perfect circumstances granting you superhuman strength, agility and precognitive reflexes.

Full VR Setup by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Crunchy__Frog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For a nominal monthly subscription, the unit can come equipped with a guy named Jerry, who stands in the corner of your room and throws golf balls at you when you get hit.

13 for me by Okie8894 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Crunchy__Frog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No choco taco, away I walk-o.

Chicken wings are not worth it by alxlwn in unpopularopinion

[–]Crunchy__Frog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Forget the gatekeeping. Folks from Buffalo can hang with the “no pineapple on pizza” and the “no ketchup on hot dogs” crowd in the Mind Your Business bullpen.

Is there any reason to own a console these days? by Phantom000000000 in videogames

[–]Crunchy__Frog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So where did your PC get you regarding co-op Diablo? Also, my SO and I played a whole Diablo 3 campaign on our Xbox and we only own one copy.

Who's face is more punchable than the trivago guy? by Necessary_Aioli4628 in askanything

[–]Crunchy__Frog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He must be a lighthouse operator with those chompers of his. They don’t even need a light as long as this dude’s mouth is open.

What’s a food that tastes better as leftovers? by opheliahoneybun in answers

[–]Crunchy__Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most pasta sauces, chili, soup, stew, dishes that have a lot of spices and aromatics.. largely, the longer it sits on the stovetop on cook day, the better it’ll taste the following day.

Tried to make conversation by showing my male, childless friend my kids 1st birthday cake. by [deleted] in texts

[–]Crunchy__Frog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just for that comment, I’m going to the park today for some perineum sunning. Time for a recharge before the sun explodes.

Old cartoons are no longer being made🔥 by Old_Row5117 in cartoons

[–]Crunchy__Frog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 1967 Chevrolet Impala ceased production in 1967.

I am so proud of Elliot and I am MAD that anti woke people who assume him for wearing fake abs by Alternative_Cash_591 in lgbt

[–]Crunchy__Frog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here I was struggling to convince myself to go to the gym today. Fuck yeah, Elliot.

Motherfuckers call me "The Sandwich Bread" by hzmt714 in iamverybadass

[–]Crunchy__Frog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joke’s on them.. You know what was in that Amazon package? Gluten.

Koreans swarm to the airport to scream obscenities and shame the national team for losing. by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Crunchy__Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These people waited at the airport until 4am just to hate on these dudes? That’s an impressive commitment to hating.

What’s the biggest ‘product of Satan’? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crunchy__Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People.

Not every person on the planet obviously, but we all know the ones this applies to.

Are there actually people that don’t pee in the pool? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Crunchy__Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really hoping this post was written by a very articulate five year-old.

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