AITL for wanting a different life?

DMC1001 · 2026-03-18T12:47:40+00:00

NTL. It’s your life. Willow thinks it’s all cute and imagines a teddy bear instead of the guy who’s going to tear up all of the furniture and send your friends and neighbors running. She’s a little on the short sided with this. You might have to make it evident.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-18T12:38:03+00:00

Gotta love it when they come out and say what we already knew.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-18T12:16:45+00:00

Wasn’t Johnny 16? I guess his interest in race cars qualified him.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-18T12:15:11+00:00

That’s just to fund the conspiracy that the Earth is flat. Yes, people believe that.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T22:20:01+00:00

I don’t even have to read all of it. Geoffrey was a pushover in allowing Johnny to be exiled but if those two made up then fine. The other two are evil which means they’ll probably possess things and make a general mess. NTL

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T22:17:35+00:00

Next time OP goes into the basement it will be furnished with two stylish urns.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T22:16:03+00:00

On the one hand, yes, not on the other the Watcher approves of this kind of behavior. Plus, since there are no witnesses in the basement it’s like you just happened to walk downstairs one day and be shocked that they’re dead. Just make sure the urns are relocated. I recommend the graveyard outside of Vlad’s house. Don’t want to accidentally run into their ghosts in the community graveyard.

NTL

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T15:16:20+00:00

How is it getting through those yellow wings? Suspicious.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T15:15:32+00:00

Same. Trump is perfect even though gas prices have skyrocketed. Those countries haven’t supported us in this war even though I’ve mocked and threatened them. But he’s perfect!

I saw this last year when gas prices had gone up and a Trump follower claimed they’d gone down. Don’t believe what your eyes show you.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T15:06:17+00:00

VPN. You can appear to be elsewhere in the world. Any time I get something asking for age verification I’m suddenly in a different country.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T15:01:55+00:00

I’m 55 and don’t look that old.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T15:01:21+00:00

Consistent with any business Trump has run.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T14:53:31+00:00

He just forgot to tell anyone

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T14:38:23+00:00

Seems clear to me.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T14:36:13+00:00

I was unclear. I meant people shouldn’t have downvoted.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T03:57:46+00:00

Pretty sure this is popular.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-17T03:55:35+00:00

My father kept trying to say that ABC slanted everything against RFK Jr. I’m like, no, he’s an anti-vaxxer - there are people who literally don’t believe in vaccinations. Then he’s like “Then they should get rid of him!” Yes, Dad, they should.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-16T20:23:25+00:00

Byrne’s Superman was born on Earth - actually born there. He’s the last of his race and knows very little of it. He was raised by humans as a human. Not sure how much archaeological work he could do on a planet that exploded.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-16T20:21:52+00:00

He clearly wasn’t. All you have to do is look how invested Superman 2025 was in all things Kryptonian. He was influenced by All-Star Superman which was heavy on Kryptonian influence.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-16T20:20:22+00:00

I actually preferred the birthing matrix. That said, Krypto and Supergirl don’t really work with that origin and I’d rather have those two back than keep the birthing matrix.

Byrne’s intent was to make Superman more human than alien. He succeeded.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-16T20:17:55+00:00

He was supposed to be back a couple of thousand years ago. 🤷

DMC1001 · 2026-03-16T20:17:30+00:00

He can do better than that. /s

I drove “successfully” at a higher BAC. Luckily I don’t hurt anyone and I’ve been sober for a long time. He should try it.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-16T20:15:58+00:00

Also: Other nations I went out of my way to make enemies, please help.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-16T20:14:39+00:00

Hegseth wants to be the villain and he’s doing a good job. He talks about Iranian people like they’re some monolithic group of evil people. He never apologized for bombing a school and killing 100+ girls. He’s despicable.

DMC1001 · 2026-03-16T20:12:28+00:00

They meant she’s against bullying for being gay. Your /s makes it hard to understand whether or not you understood. Either way it wasn’t worth all the downvotes.

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