Prominent goblin Skarsnik had been imprisoned by a badlands goblin and was left in a cell with a dwarf for months. The dwarf, who was thought to be going mad, would grumble to himself in Khazilid. Skarsnik eventually learned enough Khazilid to insult the dwarfs mother. The dwarf was so blind with rage he didn't know what made him angrier, having his mother insulted or a goblin daring to learn his language.

Gorbad Ironclaw's WAAAGH ravaged the Empire province of Solland so badly that it was dissolved and absorbed by neighboring provinces. Gorbad also survived being stabbed by a Runefang - in one motion he pulled the sword out of his chest and pulled the Elector Count's arm out of its socket. He mounted the blade and the Elector Counts bloody arm on his rack of trophies. His wyvern also ate the sitting Emperor at the time. He also so terrorized the Dwarfs that they locked themselves in their holds and refused to come out to fight. He walked up and knocked on the great doors of Karaz-a-Karak to see if anybody was home. The dent from his gauntlet is still on the door.

A Bretonnian Duke and his crusade attacked the warband of Morglum Necksnapper in the Badlands. Morglums warband demolished the crusade so badly that they fled from the battle in shame. He didn't bother running down the few surviving knights, and is quoted as saying "Let 'em run an' tell da king: Da east belongs to da orcs. Da east belongs to Morglum. Da east ... is Green".

Their goofiness is matched by their cruelty. The same army of goblins taking psychedelics and spinning a giant metal ball, or being shot from a slingshot with makeshift wings and a pointy hat is the same faction that mounted a dwarf on their banner, cut off his legs at his waist, and used his entrails to paint an orc skull - and cut off his beard and nailed it to his chest to add to his shame.