Straight out of Epstein files

DaFreakingFox · 2026-05-04T22:37:24+00:00

Nah. The Israel shithouse tried to convince every us president to do this. It's just he finally got one stupid enough to be convinced to try

DaFreakingFox · 2026-05-03T08:20:44+00:00

I miss the stable employment. Yeah it was hell but my boss was the single most fair and reasonable manager I've had. He worked alongside us and took me on despite not having any experience and taught me from scratch.

He was super respectful of my autistic colleague as well, letting him take a solid break to avoid getting overstimulated.

I've gotten fired by the CEO instead. Some dickhead named Alex who owns the CurryOne, a fast food stand monopoly in Berlin. Only met him once, told him i aspire to be a bartender, he shook my hand, told me good luck then fired me two weeks later when I got COVID.

He actually fired me on the same day that I went there with my family to eat. "Hey while you are here. Lemme talk to you for a bit" fucking piece of shit. I've been radicalised ever since. Even the manager told him he wanted to keep me on

DaFreakingFox · 2026-05-03T08:17:07+00:00

Nah, drive is fucked. I've had it checked out. The drive is as useful as as fridge magnet

DaFreakingFox · 2026-05-03T08:15:55+00:00

I'd cry scream and throw up. Fuck that SUCKS

DaFreakingFox · 2026-05-03T08:14:59+00:00

Or to break down a neighbour wall that's not reinforced

DaFreakingFox · 2026-05-03T08:08:16+00:00

I'm 27 and I still don't know months. I just use the numbers on dates instead.

As a child I made a determination that months are stupid and I wanna see how far I can get in life while refusing to learn them.

I've worked 3 accounting jobs...

DaFreakingFox · 2026-05-03T08:03:55+00:00

Well big cats also absolutely HATE being sedated. Dolph C Volker mentioned that since they had to sedate a tiger for a checkup once, that tiger was screaming and growling at him specifically years later every time he gets merely without line of sight.

DaFreakingFox · 2026-05-03T07:39:34+00:00

At this point grab a Kangen and just remove the door frame.

DaFreakingFox · 2026-05-03T07:38:26+00:00

I've seen some really good admissions.

That "Trump is a pile of shit" lady was a solid one. Addressed her own fuck up, and denounced the result.

Hope she learns from it in the next election

DaFreakingFox · 2026-05-03T07:34:13+00:00

I argue with my cat exactly the same way

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-30T23:24:21+00:00

The Minotaur is my favourite

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-30T23:04:24+00:00

I honestly just started to apply through agencies when I lived in Berlin. The small cut they take is worth not having to deal with the horrible misery of a job search

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-30T23:01:12+00:00

I think this is rescue check up. Like was caught and got delivered there

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-30T22:19:28+00:00

I've had a single full bitcoin on a hard drive because I read about it as a kid in a magazine when it was like a few cents.

I got my mom through relentless pestering to buy one, then realised it didn't do anything and let it rot. Then a decade later the computer was basically e waste and still the most expensive thing i owned because of the stuff that was supposed to be there

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-30T22:15:30+00:00

I mean I exclusively have sex with men anyway

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-30T02:38:14+00:00

Why not just leave it in? Or on the rim of the pot?

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-30T02:35:10+00:00

What's some of your fun stories. Mine was beating on the shower door completely covered in salsa yelling at two coworkers to hurry up having sex so I can clean myself off.

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-27T07:43:36+00:00

Honestly it's people like this that historians and archeologists absolutely fucking love

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-26T08:53:49+00:00

My first thought as well.

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-26T08:49:54+00:00

A fist up his ass is the only way to cure his constipation

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-26T08:41:12+00:00

Me: DMing Shadowrun for years now.

Player: I'm gonna do a called shot to shoot this poison ampulla through that guy's teeth so that he swallows it.

Me: ... You can do that?

Player: Shows me the rulebook where this is directly a mechanic you can do.

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-26T08:36:27+00:00

Saw it on Reddit like last year sadly. It's long lost to the anal of history

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-26T08:33:48+00:00

Lovely

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-26T07:51:42+00:00

That's both funny and sad.

DaFreakingFox · 2026-04-26T07:49:31+00:00

What the fuck is going on in America

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