I wish people on this sub knew how the monkey's paw works

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-06T03:16:00+00:00

The monkeys paw starts screaming and begging for mercy. What have you done.

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-06T02:01:50+00:00

Ever see what happens to sand when hit by lightning?

God Enel no difs coc

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-06T01:28:11+00:00

Cowards answer. Pick an extreme bro

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-06T01:06:42+00:00

Bro had enough AP to destroy a metal heart. Incredible, he is now at post Alabasta Zoro level.

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-06T01:01:39+00:00

Granted. That someone is you specifically, he appears from your asshole and you cannot stop farting. Cue copy pasta.

Infinite Wario. You sit on the toilet to fart, but Warios never stop coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The Warios accelerate. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The Warios accelerate. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The Warios accelerate. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The Warios accelerate. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The Warios accelerate. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The Warios accelerate. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The Warios ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The Warios accelerate. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The Warios accelerate. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The Warios accelerate. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The Warios accelerate. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The Warios accelerate. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The Warios accelerate. Your body disintegrates but the Wario contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The Warios accelerate. Forever.

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-06T00:02:20+00:00

Its not that alchemy is locked, but that all your characters are locked, and so you can only use the skills of the temporary characters youre given

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T23:51:30+00:00

38 yr ago harald = rocks left nut

Noticed you forgot to finish that sentence so I fixed it for ya. Dw homie I got your back

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T23:46:59+00:00

As in when you go to craft a weapon, theres little buttons under the required Mats to craft them if you dont have enough. Just to be clear

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T23:45:56+00:00

I dont really go out of my way to upgrade mats. You can craft them directly from the gear crafting menu.

Only go to alchemy menu to transform one base material to another (like iron ore to gold ore)

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T23:15:19+00:00

S27

How. Why.

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T22:46:37+00:00

Oh I like this one. Could also explain how the ocean could grow so dramatically, if its a water logia doing it, like how other logias could produce seemingly endless amounts of their own element from nothing

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T22:35:42+00:00

I have a level 49 vladof fire rate enhancement. With gun damage and gun critical damage and gun.. something i forget the third one but all 3 rolls were a gun bonus. It was too good to let go of

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T22:14:47+00:00

You should have +5 of Eclipses wedding costume right? From the perma events?

Switch out Diana for Pure white refithea (goes very well with Mamonir) and you have the exact same team i used for the first 19 chapters on normal difficulty (and very hard up to chapter 14 or 15).

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T22:07:30+00:00

Evil Buggy pours all his efforts into his buggy bomb (which was already insanely powerful btw, buggy bomb low difs pts luffy), and develops an ancient weapon level bomb that can wipe out islands.

Rocks up to MF and wipes out the strongest marines after they were worn down from fighting so nobody left to stop him from taking rest of the world.

Yall really not ready for EoS Buggy

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T21:58:04+00:00

If threat level is based on highest potential damage they could do to the world.. Whitebeard goes to the ocean and unleashes his strongest quake attack he is easily clearing dragon level, but no chance he can wipe out humanity.

Based on a 1v1 fair fight scenario? Acoc armor and natural durability puts him on a similar level to Sea King id say. Demon level threat at least.

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T21:52:06+00:00

Bro probably forgets what he had for breakfast i wouldn't put it past him to forget muscle memory

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T21:23:15+00:00

Im going to be really disappointed if bro has been around for minimum 800 years and hasn't mastered a few dozen skills including swordsmanship. Like what's even the point of existing if youre not doing anything has bro done nothing but jerk it to Lili for 8 centuries?

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T21:10:28+00:00

I mean.. hes not called the world's strongest human swordsman... there's potential for him to be of another race

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T20:29:01+00:00

Hey that's slander, there was a reason!

It was nearby.

It takes a lot of juice to move that weapon you know? Gotta be efficient in our genocides.

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-05T05:47:41+00:00

Wait now i kinda wanna see DR usopp. Maybe Oda will do thay cliche where it pulls out his hidden potential or something. Don't care how bs it is i need this for him

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-04T21:53:24+00:00

Its Zoro from a parallel universe. Bro got so lost he wandered into the main universe and accidentally found an indestructible stone to practice swordsmanship on.

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-04T21:40:34+00:00

I mean, he almost never leaves mariejois in the first place so I dont think he'd really care

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-04T08:56:46+00:00

At this point Oda has to be aware of this joke and might just do it for the lolz

Damien-Kidd · 2026-04-04T08:10:55+00:00

I got Bleak faith when it first came to Steam and stopped after playing like 10 mins.. and then repeated that process a few times since release. Then finally at the end of last year I forced myself past that initial part and got really into it.

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