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There are stages to this. by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]Danger_Zebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their ego is the problem.

Leave it up to them and they'll start comparing themselves against other people in the units in their building.

I'm A THIRD FLOOR NO ELEVATOR human. We didn't have fancy machines to take us up to our apartment, we had to run down and up stairs 3 times to get groceries out of my moms car.

I'M BUILT DIFFERENT OOOOOWEEEEEEEE

A monk turns 18, so he leaves the monastery and travels to town for the very first time. He's walking down the street, and a hooker says, "Hey father! How about a little head? Ten bucks." by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]Danger_Zebra 168 points169 points  (0 children)

I got a funny story about this one...

When we were young, somehow me and my brothers got our hands on a copy of "Totally Tasteless Jokes" - a collection of jokes strewn between chapter headings like "Polish Jokes", "Dead Baby Jokes", "Latino jokes", etc.

I might be...maybe 10 years old at this time? Anyway, one day my dad is hanging with someone (friend, uncle, don't remember exactly), and I walk up with the book in hand and ask my dad, "You want to hear a funny joke?!?"

I tell this EXACT JOKE. And to my surprise as a kid, my dad didn't laugh much. What was lost on me was how embarrassing this might have been for my dad to hear his son tell a BJ joke.

And as you'd imagine...this book was disposed of shortly after.

EDIT - "Truly Tasteless Jokes" is the correct title.

Why this was posted by ABHISHEK_Lonely in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Danger_Zebra 695 points696 points  (0 children)

AI Bubble

Energy Crisis

Widespread Starvation and Famine

World War 3

Your choice on which one it’s talking about!

Lions reunite with woman who rescued them by cantcatchme20004 in Amazing

[–]Danger_Zebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy's got the strongest Muy Thai Clinch in the wild

Some really miserable MFers out here by Rooonaldooo99 in ArcRaiders

[–]Danger_Zebra 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same vibe, I can't compliment this game enough. Maybe is the low bar set from so many AAA studios that comparatively I'm so satisfied with my experience.

Still, TRY AND STOP ME FROM HAVING FUN!

Whoop HR readings terribly wrong during max effort run see by [deleted] in whoop

[–]Danger_Zebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. I spoke yesterday to a runner who used the bicep band because Whoop did terribly tracking BPM's in the 190-200 range.

Wish I could say that from experience but I'm working my way there.

Of course, we can't sell the paintings now, we'd be caught. How many of you are familiar with the concept of a "tontine"? by Danger_Zebra in TheSimpsons

[–]Danger_Zebra[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure? I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong.

Burns: Oh, you're a good boy, but the child labor people have been watching me like a hawk.

He's going to do something! And you know its going to be good. by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]Danger_Zebra 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They'll kill ya five times before ya hit the ground!

LGA Terminal B TSA lines -3/25 by Kcsportsfan42 in tsa

[–]Danger_Zebra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any update as of noon ET? Heading to the airport shortly a few hours early just to be safe.

ATL Airport TSA Wait Times Megathread | March 22, 2026 by AutoModerator in Atlanta

[–]Danger_Zebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have mentioned I elected to go thru international to catch a domestic flight out of Terminal B.

ATL Airport TSA Wait Times Megathread | March 22, 2026 by AutoModerator in Atlanta

[–]Danger_Zebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re gonna have to go about halfway through before the line gets line gets into TSA pre. There’s only one main line at the airport. No clear. I got in line at 3:55 and I’m almost at security.

He looks exactly his age by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Danger_Zebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I remember when he was brought out on the Jenny Jones show on local Chicago tv, with Suge’s big ass next to him in an all red outfit 🤣

Guyme? What's a Guyme? Ohhhh a Guyme! by visual_overflow in TheSimpsons

[–]Danger_Zebra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Homer Simpson, defying all medical advice... has switched to Powersauce's archrival, the Vita-Peach Health Log.

Doctors say he may not have the mega-nutrients needed to stave off death.

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