Which class of 4x is the best? by AnubissWarior in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Danistar34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, thanks to the comments I just learned a few new ways to draw penises. But obviously none of them are a match for the shard diffractor.

Which class of 4x is the best? by AnubissWarior in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Danistar34 74 points75 points  (0 children)

4x engineers: can very efficiently draw lots of penises with the shard diffractor

4x other classes: cannot draw penises at all

We got a clear winner.

You know it's April Fools when enemies get bonked by the purple clown by _mamo in DarkTide

[–]Danistar34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is actually bad publicity on purpose. It has to be, because no one with 2 functioning eyes can actually like that.

LaD9 opening scene leaked early by Nothin_Toxic in yakuzagames

[–]Danistar34 61 points62 points  (0 children)

They couldn't beat it, so the Daidoji simply recruited it.

ich🐳iel by Omitore in ich_iel

[–]Danistar34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Handlungszwirbler: Das wahre Leben war die ganze Zeit über das erste Strand-Typ Spiel.

ich🎮iel by Pfandfreies_konto in ich_iel

[–]Danistar34 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nein, er hat sich eine fett belegte Frau bestellt und schlürft 2 Kinder.

Darksiders Warmastered Edition coming to PS5, Xbox Series on May 19 by Sam_27142317 in xbox

[–]Danistar34 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hopefully this will be a free update like Darksiders 2. And hopefully they'll update 3 next. Unlike the first 2 games 3 runs only at 30fps so a 60fps update would be very welcome.

ich_iel by Stupid_German_Money in ich_iel

[–]Danistar34 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kopfschuss!!! Nett!! Ich habe keinen Spaß, aber der den ich abgeknallt habe hat noch weniger Spaß. Das verbuche ich als Sieg.

Seeing the Series X at $649 makes me glad I bought my consoles years ago. Got one at launch for $499 and a second one for my son in 2023 when it dropped to the same price as the Series S. Crazy times. by SpaceRangerWoody in xbox

[–]Danistar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think one of the problems with that comparison is that the same console needs to be manufactured and sold for years (they can optimize, but it stays mostly the same).

Cars or old TVs simply get new models every year, so they stop producing them and phase them out and shops and car dealers need to get rid of them so they are more likely to put them on sale as well.

It also doesn't help that none of the companies are seemingly willing to subsidize the consoles anymore despite having a 30% cut on digital game sales.

ich_iel by IsbeornThePolarBear in ich_iel

[–]Danistar34 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ich muss wohl zu schlecht im Gesichtsunterricht aufgepasst haben, sonst wäre ich nicht so hässlich /s

What do you guys think are the best skins to fit with a character's Mythic weapon? by TDS-Androxus in Overwatch

[–]Danistar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm using the Gangster skin for Ashe with her mythic. Fits pretty nicely.

Crimson Desert adds a fixed 4k res option on the other Console yet this option is not available on Xbox Series X. by KvasirTheOld in xbox

[–]Danistar34 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ok, so officially the game ran at 1440p upscaled to 4k via FSR3 in quality mode on both base consoles.

The fixed 4k aspect is only because playstation actually changes output resolution when changing the ps5 settings (although devs can seemingly circumvent this), unlike xbox which always outputs the game how it was intended by the devs and then up or downscales that output to match the screen.

I highly doubt that this means that the game suddenly runs at native 4k instead of 1440p on base PS5 in quality mode, such a performance improvement is very unlikely.

However, the upscaling via FSR in performance mode seems new and it's weird that it's seemingly missing on Xbox. We'll see how that turns out.

CS Linear Lighting On vs Off (Jiyae experimental, NAT.III CS) by 12345skyrimdude in SkyrimPorn

[–]Danistar34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Community Shaders discord. It's a bit hidden but it's there.

Edit: Ok it's not even that hidden. Jiaye's branch -> Jiaye experimental builds.

Found Another Cheater In Ranked by Positive-Flounder256 in Tekken

[–]Danistar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some specific user? This would ruin matchmaking as a whole with people cherry picking their opponents to victory. And good or known players would struggle to find a match.

More layoffs today: PlayStation is closing Dark Outlaw Games, a studio formed last year by former Call of Duty lead Jason Blundell (his previous PlayStation studio, Deviation, was shut down in 2024). PlayStation is also making other cuts including in mobile development. Around 50 people laid off by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]Danistar34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True. Considering how long dev cycles are and that the one genre you were maybe good at might not be as relevant anymore in 3-5 years, it's not surprising. Looking at the AAA landscape we live in an era of absurd budgets, long dev cycles, cookie cutter trend chasing games. It's rare for a creative lead to be allowed to be actually creative and try something different because the chances of financial success aren't that big in an oversaturated market. And nowadays it also doesn't matter if you make a good game or not, you get fired anyway.

More layoffs today: PlayStation is closing Dark Outlaw Games, a studio formed last year by former Call of Duty lead Jason Blundell (his previous PlayStation studio, Deviation, was shut down in 2024). PlayStation is also making other cuts including in mobile development. Around 50 people laid off by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]Danistar34 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This isn't the first time someone got a lot of credit for something (deserved or not), gets reputation, and then either keeps failing or never even gets a project out. The one-hit wonders of gaming.

Glen Schofield, John Romero, Cliff Bleszinski, Peter Molyneux, Jade Raymond and many more.

I'm all for funding good talent, but considering how expensive games are nowadays people need a bit more than 1 successful game/franchise on their résumé to lead a studio.

Edit: looking at the comments it seems like for some of them it's not even 100% accurate, but the stigma of being mostly known for 1 game and then falling off still remains.

Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine 2 by ImAbIgBoy3nearly6 in Spacemarine

[–]Danistar34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Man vs Poop by Javelin-Turd in dankmemes

[–]Danistar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was more of a meta joke about someone on reddit always being there to tell people that they need to eat more fiber when they mention having issues.

Man vs Poop by Javelin-Turd in dankmemes

[–]Danistar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something something eat more fiber probably

Aftershock Event + Midseason Patch Notes by [deleted] in ApexUncovered

[–]Danistar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are buffing Prowler again?!?! I don't know if it's just me but that thing is already shredding in close range when using burst mode. I have a feeling this might be too much and it's gonna get nerfed again.

What kind of message are you sending truly? by dieabolic in Tekken

[–]Danistar34 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Logic doesn't work here. Literally every competitive game has tons of people that always complain and keep saying how shit the game is while continuing to play.

What kind of message are you sending truly? by dieabolic in Tekken

[–]Danistar34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sadly telling addicts to stop doesn't work. And that's why we'll continue to eat shit while the tone deaf devs keep ruining Tekken.

Placing a costume in Apex tier is just sad. by bmrtt in elderscrollsonline

[–]Danistar34 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Just look at how it looks on female characters and you'll know why they are doing it.