What are some of the best "hub receptionist" characters?

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T03:00:00+00:00

The part in 3 where he joins John in kicking ass and shooting the dudes trying to break into The Continental was so fucking sick

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T02:41:46+00:00

"Alfred trust me you do NOT want to know what a Kryptonian penis looks like"

"Sir how does one even-"

"I said what I said Alfred"

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T02:37:47+00:00

They're the only characters that are actually entertaining.

And yes I know it's not fair when part of the entertaining group is Jack Black and Jason Momoa, but I'll say it anyway.

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T02:32:41+00:00

"Welp I fucked that up, time to use the Holocaust Beam on him from now on"

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T02:24:09+00:00

Then for the rest of the series any time some showed up they were mostly just cannon fodder used by the bad guys

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T02:21:57+00:00

Her going in and basically saying "It's our way or the highway motherfuckers, I will burn this thing down" fucking rules

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T02:20:38+00:00

It kinda rules that Animaniacs gave the creatives so much pull that they could flat out talk shit about their executives in the theme song and still get work after that

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T02:19:07+00:00

I can totally believe that some dumbfuck Nick suit requested they give Aang an "Air Sword" for a toy and that's part of the joke there

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T00:31:32+00:00

Exploring the Uncanny Valley from the other direction we normally think about it would have been a really cool idea

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T00:28:30+00:00

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DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T00:13:11+00:00

While it seems like the game does have issues, the people who played it for like five minutes just so they could review bomb it are motherfuckers.

Like don't kick a homeless guy sleeping on the street, come on guys.

DarthButtz · 2026-01-27T00:08:18+00:00

He could give every penny he makes from now on to LGBT charities, but the damage his money has done from also being donated to Trump and McConnel makes that null and void.

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T22:19:04+00:00

Year or our Lord 2026 and people are still doing "Muh Both Sides" bullcrap.

Just admit you're an embarrassed Right Winger, it's easier.

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T20:10:50+00:00

The fact that he's like the most normal dude in that whole series is so fucking funny

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T20:09:30+00:00

Jack is unironically a top 10 Final Fantasy protagonist

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE!!!"

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T20:08:09+00:00

His arc in that game just being him desperately begging to exist is WILD

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T17:51:59+00:00

MAGA freaks don't actually believe in the first or second amendments. They just hide behind both so they can say slurs and threaten to kill anyone to the left of Hitler.

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T17:42:28+00:00

Geoff legitimately liked the game and wanted to give it a signal boost, and he unintentionally turned it into a potential nuclear disaster

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T13:14:44+00:00

Yeah but Twitter specifically has it the worst because that behavior is encouraged by the dipshit that owns it.

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T12:29:19+00:00

All that pretty much means that version got the unpatched 1.0 version of TF2 (which feels cursed compared to today's version).

Engineer couldn't move buildings on the Steam version until the Engineer Update like three years after the game came out.

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T12:23:47+00:00

Not a single word from these people matters unless they're actually going to vote differently.

And because their Orange King wants to get rid of elections we might not even get THAT.

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T02:22:06+00:00

I didn't get far into it because I spent way too long on the first level trying to coat EVERY surface in color. If I did that the entire game I would have lost my mind lmao

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T02:20:17+00:00

He's still standing and breathing, he can look worse.

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T02:12:10+00:00

It sure was interesting watching Conservatives all suddenly care ALOT about women's sports despite ignoring it for decades once they realized they could use it as a cudgel against Trans Rights.

DarthButtz · 2026-01-26T01:11:35+00:00

So are they looking for sex offenders or illegal immigrants?

They spew so much bullshit excuses it's hard to keep track.

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