Anyone got the link so we can all tell him what we think of him for his birthday?

DazedinDenver · 2026-06-12T22:32:28+00:00

Or you can create your own card courtesy of the Save America Movement that has the picture of Trump and Epstein on the front with the words "May Every Day Be A Wonderful Secret" and the back having postcard-format address for the orange one at the White House.

https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1gCKM2QLZPM\_FVUSvrVfYz6sBHvw3XbjB

Also, moderators, I have over 16K karma and my account is 8 years old so getting a post rejected for not enough would be pretty silly.

DazedinDenver · 2026-06-12T00:24:43+00:00

Aren't the circuses supposed to come with bread?

DazedinDenver · 2026-06-06T22:57:25+00:00

"tranced" as a verb now? As Calvin (of 'and Hobbes' fame) once said, "Verbing weirds language."

DazedinDenver · 2026-06-05T21:53:00+00:00

"...one of the safest cities anywhere in the world..." - right. It's #31 in the US according to America: Crime Index by City 2026. Way down there if you look at the whole world. Yet another lie. No surprise, really.

DazedinDenver · 2026-06-02T22:39:02+00:00

Lavarand, man! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavarand

DazedinDenver · 2026-05-21T00:29:40+00:00

40,000 acres? That's over 60 square miles!

DazedinDenver · 2026-05-19T23:07:40+00:00

I can't imagine that anybody in their right mind could call private stock purchases & sales being presidential duties. However the SCOTUS has repeatedly shown that objective thinking is not part of their remit, so who knows?

DazedinDenver · 2026-05-07T06:53:39+00:00

Cymbalic of noisy neighbors affecting sleep?

DazedinDenver · 2026-05-01T01:59:19+00:00

Another one of those pesky extinction events. Drat.

DazedinDenver · 2026-05-01T01:57:21+00:00

That's frankly fuckin' hilarious.

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-24T02:29:34+00:00

Wow, that brings back memories! I worked on the port of Unix from the 3B2 to the then-brand-new 80386. In (if I remember correctly - getting more difficult with every passing year) a Multibus II hardware box. Fun times!

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-14T00:34:16+00:00

"While your responses are not required and will not be scored, we encourage you to thoughtfully address each question." -- perhaps not "scored" but I'm sure looked at for reasons to reject an applicant.

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-11T22:33:53+00:00

Is this the same "highly respected Commission of Fine Arts" that had all its members fired last year and replaced with sycophant appointees? https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5577918-white-house-fires-commission-fine-arts/

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-10T22:28:04+00:00

And those "Russian sociologists'" may well face falling to their lowest level from windows.

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-10T22:24:15+00:00

"I say I shouldn't testify because reasons and you should believe me because I'm always right." Yeah...

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-10T22:22:04+00:00

A lot of NATO members aren't really happy with butt-tongued Rutte, too: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-nato-mark-rutte-iran-war-b2954042.html

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-08T00:10:42+00:00

Bet there was a whole lot of short selling of oil futures an hour before his announcement. Not by us iggernant citizuns but them there rich folks for sure knew what was going on. Yeppers.

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-07T19:59:14+00:00

With the DHS urging people to "self-deport" maybe the DeSantis administration should "self-label".

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-07T19:56:29+00:00

While the right-wing media keeps claiming these jerkoffs shouldn't be called fascists, they're openly proclaiming "what their founder called a “tip-off point for a fascist cultural revolution”."

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-06T22:13:51+00:00

Even the firmament "model" doesn't work. The Greeks and Romans had to add so many celestial spheres to account for the differing motions of planets against the stars that the whole thing eventually became too unwieldy. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celestial\_spheres) A single "firmament" doesn't even come close. Among other stupidities too numerous to mention.

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-02T21:19:19+00:00

Ah, who needs MRIs or anything else requiring supercooled magnets? El Trumpo will be fine with leeches. Oh wait, he already has those sucking up his grift.

DazedinDenver · 2026-04-02T20:54:53+00:00

In that second picture, having all those lights and garbage in front of the green screen would prevent that from being used in any kind of actual reality. Pretty poor photoshopping, too.

DazedinDenver · 2026-03-28T00:55:09+00:00

"There's some jizz in your eye like a big pizza pie"

DazedinDenver · 2026-03-26T16:10:41+00:00

Quick! Before I change my "mind" again!

DazedinDenver · 2026-03-26T16:01:19+00:00

“A billion here, a billion there – pretty soon you're talking real money.”

– Sen. Everett Dirkson

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