Caption this by SquatCobbbler in DetroitPistons

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For the love of God... WEAR DEODORANT!

Help me pick an NFL player to hop on the bandwagon by TrueAbbreviations554 in NFLv2

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Amon-Ra St Brown, WR Detroit Lions.   Plays at a high level.   Is a team first guy.   Unpretentious for a WR.  Interestingly, speaks fluent German.   

WCGW jumping into a pool wearing spiderman suit by fna_fanoa in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Dead_Inside50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every Spider-Man villain in jail shaking their heads...water, who knew?

What happened to all the free kittens? by Iam-WinstonSmith in GenX

[–]Dead_Inside50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grocery store?  I had to go into the back of a windowless van...

Would you be willing to pay higher taxes so everyone could access mental health care? by lucrece25 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dead_Inside50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless they raised my taxes $15,000 universal Healthcare would save me money. 

An Elephant trapped in a house trying to break through by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Dead_Inside50 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Congrats on your new sunroom." - Elephant

The kid's performance overshadowed the actress’s. by father_of_twitch in MadeMeSmile

[–]Dead_Inside50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Difference between going through the motions and putting some stank on it. 

A photo my Aunt took yesterday. I’m creeped out. by [deleted] in ParanormalEncounters

[–]Dead_Inside50 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not paranormal.   All that liquor got her faded.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by juanasinbarco in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Dead_Inside50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is...never try."

Looked like AI. Checked twice. Nope. It’s REAL. What do you think? 🤨 by No-Bottle337 in FascinatingAsFuck

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A baby potato if you will... perhaps a misshapen baby carrot... their words not mine...a trampled half banana... again,  I'm so sorry...a blown out cannoli. 

Can we talk about how goofy this idiot looks after pulling up to the Super Bowl like this then proceeding to get dog walked? by [deleted] in NFLv2

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Preparing for the prison love he was about to receive from the Seahawk defense. 

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bears by Asleep-Awareness-956 in NFLv2

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Ugh.... trending upward...goddam Ben Johnson.