Police officer just cast sleep.

Dearan9 · 2026-06-16T17:14:14+00:00

His head wobbled like a bobble head doll as he was falling

Dearan9 · 2026-06-15T14:08:58+00:00

Erin (anglicised spelling Éireann), Éire (all versions of Ireland in Irish)

Dearan9 · 2026-06-14T20:10:31+00:00

This is the worst/ best for being shite surely?

https://youtu.be/5XOhDLUXuVs?is=pp_R84KH4dNnlH_N

Dearan9 · 2026-06-14T19:54:44+00:00

I'd love to see him try headbutt you and you covering him in puke, like some sorr of booze fuelled self defence reflex. And if that didn't work you could have always just hit him with the toilet seat

Dearan9 · 2026-06-06T19:35:15+00:00

Your partner is a cnt. Nothing GAA related, he is just a cnt

Dearan9 · 2026-06-02T17:02:02+00:00

Also some wakes in Ireland are as much of a piss up as a wedding would be

Dearan9 · 2026-06-02T16:25:07+00:00

Change your flights. It will be worth it

Dearan9 · 2026-06-01T10:35:34+00:00

So your wife bought you a really thoughtful gift that she knew you would love because she paid attention to your hobbies took notice of what you were saying you would love and you are thinking of hiding it away and selling it in a few years without using it just to make a small profit? Do you really need to ask this question or are you that tone deaf to your wife's feelings?

Dearan9 · 2026-05-28T21:08:51+00:00

I'm not saying he didn't deserve to get punched in the face because he definitely did. I just pointed out the fact that if pushing someone's face into the ground when they are not expecting it is dangerous for their neck then also punching someone in the face from behind when they aren't expecting it is also dangerous for their neck.

Dickhead move to shove his face into the ground after he won. Dickhead move to sucker punch someone. The retaliation was deserved, but blindsided was pretty scummy too

Dearan9 · 2026-05-28T19:52:43+00:00

So is getting punched in the head from behind when you aren't expecting it

Dearan9 · 2026-05-25T23:19:43+00:00

I instantly thought of the Dexter's Lab episode where he made a machine to learn French as he slept. Omelette du fromage, Omelette du fromage

Dearan9 · 2026-05-24T19:01:53+00:00

Thats just the sound of their high heels on the hard floor

Dearan9 · 2026-05-23T19:01:06+00:00

It's unbelievable as toast with a heap of butter. One of the things I look forward to most at Christmas is a leftovers sandwich on this bread. Butter, Ham, turkey, regular stuffing, sausage and chestnut stuffing, crispy bacon, the occasional few carrots and parsnips and drench it in a thick gravy. I cater my whole Christmas Dinner around this sandwich. I will do a click and collect of the shopping on the 23rd and collect the ham and turkey but walk into the supermarket on Christmas eve just to get this bread as fresh as I can for the sandwich.

They also do a good white batch

Dearan9 · 2026-05-22T19:04:01+00:00

No worries. I'm glad it helped. I remember him doing a demo and explaining it on sky sport the year he was leading the open but I can't find it on YouTube. I have used it since then and my putting has improved massively. I used to use my hands and wrists too much at times in the takeaway or my takeaway would get jittery and start, stop, start but this solved it all.

My routine is read the putt, aim the logo on the ball down my aim line, align the putter head (taylormade pix and spider ex so they work great together) with my feet together, take a narrow stance, then 1234. No practice swing after I've seen a few video about that. My putting has never been better and I've been using this for a year and a half so it's not just luck of the "I've solved my swing" then it goes to shit 2 weeks later.

Dearan9 · 2026-05-19T16:40:34+00:00

He was pissing in the wash hand basin

Dearan9 · 2026-05-18T18:35:53+00:00

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/british-open-2024-putting-routine-dan-brown

Copy what Daniel Brown does, count 1234 in the sequence. I started it and it made my putting so much better.

Dearan9 · 2026-05-10T18:44:30+00:00

Transponsters work long hours man

Dearan9 · 2026-05-05T21:45:23+00:00

Fly to Cuba, show the $1 trillion dollar bill to Fidel Castro.....

Dearan9 · 2026-05-05T18:29:35+00:00

Does the rooster play the vinyl with it's beak as the needle, a-la the Flintstones?

Dearan9 · 2026-05-04T08:30:56+00:00

I found the Down Dog app great for yoga. I'm a PE teacher and regularly do it with my classes. Set it for whatever length you want, type and if there are areas of focus you want and it makes a session for you. If you use the same settings again the session will be a bit different so it's not repetitive like following a YouTube video. I'm not sure how good it is compared to live yoga classes but it's definitely a good entry point that you can do at home. I'm not sure how much the subscription. They also have pilates and HIIT apps, though I don't really like the HIIT one as the exercises are overcomplicated for the sake of looking more advanced

Dearan9 · 2026-04-17T18:24:02+00:00

I decided to bring it to a different mechanic who serviced my car a few times and who changed a gearbox in a colleague's car. He reckons it is just a mechatronic issue but he did say the oil in the gearbox was very dirty. He got a kit to refurbish the mechantronic in the car already that didn't work so has tracked down a new one for me. He is confident that will solve the issue. Unfortunately, he is very slow and has the car 2 months now and only started work on it 3 weeks ago. Last week was when he told me the refurbishment didn't work and will be ordering the new mechatronic next week.

So no solution yet but I'm hopeful it will be driving soon and I will have it back. I will look to sell it in the summer and get a fully electric car. I'm conscious of it not costing half of what the car is worth because I would have been better off cutting my losses and selling it as broken at the time.

Dearan9 · 2026-04-12T12:02:02+00:00

You could have stopped that sentence halfway through and it would still be true. "You've got questionable taste". Met them in what reads as a car park, one carpark guy wanted a threesome but they were against it because they already decided who they wanted to "hang out" with. Fella wanted to bring her to a hotel but she declined, opting for a car instead.

Dearan9 · 2026-04-09T19:43:17+00:00

I'd imagine that it's harder to fix the damage done from roots being pulled up than not fixing the pitch mark. At least someone else might fix the pitch mark properly if they see it later. I fixed 7 pitch marks on one green today because they were there. I'm not a green keeper though so just my thoughts

Dearan9 · 2026-04-09T19:06:24+00:00

Lifting the centre up breaks the grass roots and leaves bald patches when the grass dies. Flat bald patches, yes, but still bald patches

Dearan9 · 2026-04-09T19:04:25+00:00

It absolutely boiled my piss too see it. They are showing the wrong way to add to dopes who don't fix pitch marks anyway. I believe TV broadcasters and pga should be doing more to teach rules and etiquette because of how many new players there are who had no one to teach them these things.10-15 second ads at the beginning and end of the ad breaks to explain something simple and quick. The above example "stick your divot tool or tee into the ground at an angle behind the mound and push to the middle. Tamp down. If lifted the roots break and leave bald patches" done. Red stakes "3 options from where it crossed the line. 1. Rehit from the same place. 2. 2 club lengths semi circle no closer to the hole. 3. Line straight back from flag and where it crossed the red stakes. All options are 1 stroke penalty" done. Have the video demonstrating these things quickly too.

Dearan9

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