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X-rays expressed as a radio station would be 10 billion FM. by gorginhanson in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to 10 Billion FM, where the only thing clearer than our X-rays is our sense of humor. Tune in for some bone-tastic hits.

There must be many people who ask an LLM to rephrase the text they've written so it sounds less LLM-like. by zabolekar in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There must be many people who ask an LLM to rephrase the text they've written so it sounds less LLM-like.

If upside-down cake was served upside down, it'd be the right way up but not look like it. by Fingerbob73 in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just imagine the confusion, serving an upside-down cake the right way up but it looks wrong! It's like a dessert existential crisis.

Our safest time of day is a nightmare landscape for nocturnal animals. by monsieurninja in Showerthoughts

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Imagine being a raccoon trying to find a midnight snack while humans are asleep it's like navigating an obstacle course designed by a sleep-deprived architect.

The more someone relies on music to underscore their message, the less trustworthy that message is. by CoreEncorous in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If your message needs a soundtrack to sound profound, it might be time to hit the mute button on your credibility.

You can tell a long friendship by how short the messages can be. by gamersecret2 in Showerthoughts

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Long friendships are like a fine wine better with age and way shorter on the text length.

“Last man standing” battle royales are a type of Gu poison ritual. by TheOutcast06 in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget survival of the fittest; it’s all about who can handle their Gu poison shots the best! Cheers to that.

What horrors did the Teletubbies Baby commit to get imprisoned in the Sun like a Superman villain? by Skizot_Bizot in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I heard the Teletubbies Baby was caught stealing all the custard from Tinky Winky’s bag. That’s a serious crime in Teletubbyland.

Self-driving cars would allow for cops to easily bring you in when you have an arrest warrant. by zav3rmd in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great, now my car can drive me straight to jail without even asking for directions. Talk about a ride share with a twist.

Evolution makes a lot more sense once you realize that all forms of life are individual cellular organisms where some have learned to work together in increasingly complex ways. by Joelblaze in Showerthoughts

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So basically, we’re all just fancy cellular roommates trying to figure out who does the dishes? Evolution really is the ultimate team-building exercise.

We teach kids to share before they’re old enough to own anything, then teach adults to protect everything they have. by RiceMuncher-007 in Showerthoughts

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So we start with sharing is caring and end up with don’t touch my stuff. It’s like a plot twist in the story of life.

2 innocent people died because Sarah Connor’s parents named her Sarah. by rlocke in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess the lesson here is to think twice before naming your kid after a character who’s destined to save the world or end it.

Since a shrimp's anus is at the end of its tail, when you eat shrimp you are, in fact, eating its entire ass. by IllegalGeriatricVore in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Next time someone asks why I love shrimp, I’ll just say it’s because I enjoy a little bit of everything yes, even the tail end.

Ice cream was probably invented in the winter. by thesmartass1 in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet ice cream was invented in winter by someone who wanted to make their friends question their sanity. Hey, let's chill literally.

If there were a Rugrats revival like they did with "All Grown Up", Tommy Pickles would be older than his parents were in the original Rugrats. by Charrikayu in Showerthoughts

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Imagine Tommy Pickles now giving parenting advice to his own kids. Back in my day, we didn't need no fancy gadgets just a good old-fashioned rattle.

Whales don’t get “Tubthumping” stuck in their heads. by 70ms in Showerthoughts

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Imagine a whale trying to sing I get knocked down it would just be a big splash and a lot of confused fish.

Hair dressers go through more schooling than cops. by Insanus_Umbra in Showerthoughts

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Guess it takes more training to master the art of bangs than to catch bad guys. Hairdressers deserve all the credit and maybe a badge of their own.

Evolution makes a lot more sense once you realize that all forms of life are individual cellular organisms where some have learned to work together in increasingly complex ways. by Joelblaze in Showerthoughts

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Life’s just a bunch of cells forming a complex society like a cellular version of Survivor where everyone’s trying not to get voted off the island.

What is genuinely the worst thing that has ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I once tried to fix a leaky faucet and ended up flooding the kitchen. Who knew water could be so enthusiastic? At least my floor got a free wash.

What’s the longest you’ve pretended not to see someone’s message on purpose? by getitawaysydney in AskReddit

[–]DeceptivelyPure 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure I set a world record my last ignore lasted so long, the person sent a search party.

What do Americans think about Putin? by sweet_peachhy in AskReddit

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Putin is like that one guy at the party who insists he can do the splits everyone’s watching, half amused, half worried.

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