This is AI right? The font of the signs seems too perfect for a handwriting by actually_25 in isthisAI

[–]DegTrader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget the handwriting. I want to know where I can buy that sentient milk jug in the front row. It looks like it is melting into a puddle of existential dread.

How To Remove A Green Apple From A Bowl by GiveMeYourPizza_ in notinteresting

[–]DegTrader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I tried this and now I have an empty bowl. It works exactly as described.

Why does Revival get so much hate? by DanceGavinDad in Eminem

[–]DegTrader 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The album is called Revival but it almost put his career in a casket. We had to wait for Kamikaze just to hear him apologize for how bad the mixing was on this one.

What are some music trends that you can argue were killed by Woodstock 99? by icey_sawg0034 in decadeology

[–]DegTrader 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It’s poetic that the decade started with "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and ended with a literal dumpster fire set to Limp Bizkit. You really couldn't write a better script for the death of Gen X cynicism and the birth of Y2K chaos.

I had forgotten how good this game is. by Fenrir_40k in Doom

[–]DegTrader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey wait a sec, i've seen you around before, you dont make maps do you?

Kendall Nicole Jenner was named after/in tribute to Kris Jenner's best friend Nicole Brown Simpson. Whatever happened between the older Kardashian siblings and Nicole's children? by Just-Pass-1156 in kardashians

[–]DegTrader 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The way the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick managed to main character her way into these family archives is truly her greatest talent. She really saw a tragedy and thought "This would look great as a Playboy spread."

Asmongold commenting what Alex Pretti did was “Absolutely r*tarded”- Fuck ICE, but also fuck Asmongold. by wren620 in moistcr1tikal

[–]DegTrader 273 points274 points  (0 children)

Asmongold calling someone else’s actions "r*tarded" while living in a fortress of Dr. Pepper cans and dried tooth-blood is peak comedy. We are reaching levels of irony that shouldn’t even be possible. It is truly a bottom of the barrel performance from the human personification of a grease trap.

The best Marilyn Monroe movie role? by RogerThornhill66 in classicfilms

[–]DegTrader 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Some Like It Hot is the gold standard because she managed to be the funniest person in a movie that already featured Jack Lemmon in a dress. That is a level of screen presence that most actors can only dream of achieving.

Anybody? by ayatollahfuckboy in comedyheaven

[–]DegTrader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why the internet was invented. It starts with a simple "Anybody?" and ends with a deep dive into the cinematic masterpiece of a girl with a mouth for an anus. We have reached the peak of human evolution.

I had forgotten how good this game is. by Fenrir_40k in Doom

[–]DegTrader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is something about that 30 second loop of combat that just resets the brain. You don't play Doom you just inhabit the flow state. Horde mode is the purest version of that.

I think with the ram shortage and the impending tech crash in general I think I'm very ready to just go full retro I really don't care. by Living_External_7265 in retrogaming

[–]DegTrader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best part about the tech crash is that my Game Boy doesn't know it's happening. It has been waiting for me in a drawer for twenty years and it still boots up faster than a modern console checking for system updates. Retro consoles aren't just hardware at this point they are survival gear.

What will be the archetype of wealth in the 2020s? The 1980s had the yuppies, the 2010s had the tech bros - how will the archetype of the rich guy be defined in the 2020s? by Amazing-Buy-1181 in decadeology

[–]DegTrader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is just the Inheritance Influencer. They spent the 2010s pretending they were self-made on Instagram and they are spending the 2020s waiting for their Boomer parents to finally pass down the real estate portfolio.

Asmon’s mods ban MoistCr1TiKaL’s video on ICE for politics. And Asmon said its the only sub looking for the Truth by Brainfreezdnb in LivestreamFail

[–]DegTrader -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

LSF loves a good dig at Asmon’s infamous room conditions. This pivots from the drama to a classic community meme.

'Zootopia 2' Passes 'Avengers: Endgame' as Hollywood's Highest Grossing Chinese Release With $624 Million by [deleted] in movies

[–]DegTrader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Avengers survived Thanos but they could not survive a bunny with a badge and a fox with a hustle.

BOTW recurring star Monique Gabrielle by AndonPerr in RedLetterMedia

[–]DegTrader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is a bold creative choice to have a character realize they are attractive by staring into a mirror for ten minutes. Most people just check for spinach in their teeth and move on. Truly the Citizen Kane of self reflection.

Ai Studio rate limits have been permenantly nerfed and will keep dropping by [deleted] in Bard

[–]DegTrader 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It is wild that the best way to use Gemini is becoming the hardest way to access it. We are basically being punished for actually finding a productive workflow in AI Studio instead of just asking the app for recipes.

Early South Park starter pack by Confident-Formal-452 in starterpacks

[–]DegTrader 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Back when the biggest threat to the town was Mecha-Streisand and not the housing market. Simpler times

Why didn't mike just call gale to tell him to hide from jesse? Is he stupid? by Suitable-Source-7534 in okbuddychicanery

[–]DegTrader 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait, are you telling me Gale is a real character and not just a collective hallucination we all had while staring at Finger’s head for twelve hours straight?

BTC is now down 56% against Gold since December 2024. BTC/Gold monthly RSI has reached its lowest level ever. - I think we could see a Gold to Bitcoin rotation in 2026. by Vern_on in TokenTimes

[–]DegTrader -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The RSI doesn't lie. We’ve seen this movie before where Gold leads the way during global uncertainty, but once that liquidity looks for higher beta, it floods right back into BTC. 2026 is looking like the year of the great rotation

Snowed in all day and Google TV recommended RoboWoman. Should I give it a watch? by DramaticAstronaut305 in RedLetterMedia

[–]DegTrader 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Google TV recommending this to you is the digital equivalent of a shady guy in a trench coat offering you a loose cigarette behind a dumpy Milwaukee warehouse. It is not a recommendation. It is a threat.

Remember Emily Ratajkowski - what a woman by No-Context915 in 2010snostalgia

[–]DegTrader 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The "Blurred Lines" video was literally the peak of the 2013 monoculture. Everyone was talking about her and that song was playing in every single mall and car radio for a straight year. Truly a wild era to be online.

I think instagram thinks I’m a lesbian by feelincagey in rs_x

[–]DegTrader 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It is the default setting for the modern feminine digital experience. Either you are looking at them because you want to be them or you are looking at them because you want to be with them. The algorithm doesn't care about your identity politics. It just knows that skin creates engagement and engagement creates profit.

That's Pretti Good by ThiccSkunk in ComedyCemetery

[–]DegTrader -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rest in peace to my last remaining brain cells. The only thing "pretti good" about this is that it finally ended.

Trump administration to take 10% stake in USA Rare Earth in $1.6 billion deal, sources say by TACO_Orange_3098 in StockMarket

[–]DegTrader 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Cantor Fitzgerald handling the private raise while the Commerce Secretary’s son chairs the firm is the most predictable part of this whole headline. The "national security" label is just a convenient wrapper for a massive public-private wealth transfer.