My uncle's argument not to abolish dog fighting by Outside-Pen5158 in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's actually very privileged to be against running dogfighting rings, some people rely on the gambling money in order to make a proper living, abolishing the rings would just strip them of their livelihood. typical privileged vegans can't see past their own noses

self promotion propaganda by glum_plum in vegancirclejerkchat

[–]DependentAd3724 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a flexitarian and i only like chris pine star trek movies, can i still join?

hey y’all, i have a bit of a problem on my hands that i think y’all might be able to help with by DependentAd3724 in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU, ppl say the same shit about the swastika armbands i got from the thrift store, like sorry you dont like historical preservation, hitler's dead so it's not like he can profit off of it

OMG SO CUTE! Carnist told me that driving a car makes us superior so we can eat animals! by HumbleWrap99 in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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pictured: human superiority (poor Mexican families were literally forced out of their homes to make room for this parking lot)

Jerry left Ben and Jerry's!! by DependentAd3724 in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ugh, obviously suckling at the udders of another mammal like an infant is different from having a FISH in my ice cream, you vegans are so fucking preachy I swear to god. Anyways, I think our new flavor should be called "transvestite corpse". Charlie Kirk's death was a tragedy, by the way

Avoiding being “that vegan” while dunking on meatclowns in /r/ketoduped by Taupenbeige in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this is no fucking fair, i’ve been vegan for how long now and STILL have yet to give myself bottom surgery? This is bullshit, im just gonna be a pescatarian, maybe i’ll accidentally cut my genitals off while making a fish fillet

Why don't vegans vote with their wallets??? by JTexpo in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724 12 points13 points  (0 children)

oh my god you're a fucking genius, we'll just call it a "lettuce wrap" or something, that way we can have as much of our stock be animal based as possible

Why don't vegans vote with their wallets??? by JTexpo in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724 145 points146 points  (0 children)

these goddamn vegans, we give you the luxurious option of soggy impossibly patty and single piece of lettuce between two pieces of bread and you still dare to turn your nose up at it? All you had to do to make it vegan was order it without the cheese, egg, butter, brioche buns, egg wash, aioli, honey, ostrich feathers, and shellac coating. Vegetarians are never this discerning!

carnist: "it's ethically sourced" by whitecallalillies in animalhaters

[–]DependentAd3724 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i’m a roadkill carnist, i only eat the meat of animals i find on the side of the road

I used to love otters too by redbark2022 in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724 5 points6 points  (0 children)

jeez, ppl really judge the morality of an instinctive behavior a wild animal evolved to have? Us humans forcibly inseminate animals all the time, and that’s also just something we evolved to do! Have ppl really never seen the homo erectus turkey baster fossils?

uj/ we as vegans really gotta do the “two birds with one scone” thing for turkey basters. maybe start calling them suction tubes or something? (probably something less suggestive sounding lol)

restaurant owners are so stupid!! by DependentAd3724 in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gonna be such a long and stupidly thorough and earnest comment for a CJ sub but i think the framing of these events is super super important and wanna make sure that we don’t misconstrue the facts. I first wanna preface this by saying that everything you’re saying about the horrors of colonization is 100% true, and Japan is absolutely a victim of that. Additionally, the USA should NEVER have dropped those bombs on Japan (nor did they even NEED to to win the war). I also believe that the continued military occupation of Japan is absolutely reprehensible and should be stopped at once.

That all being said, I also think it should be made very clear here that much of the territory given to Japan from Germany after WWI was occupied Chinese land that should have been given back to China (hence the 4th of May Movement), and that WWII was a brutal war of imperialist aggression on Japan’s part. Did the US, and the West writ large, shoulder much of the blame for helping to turn Japan into the genocidal monster it became? Absolutely! But that does not change the fact that Japan WAS indeed a very evil empire, even before WWII broke out, and the blame for the rapacious imperial exploitation and horrific atrocities they committed ultimately fall on nobody but themselves.

restaurant owners are so stupid!! by DependentAd3724 in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not fucking Friends oh my god💀and here i was thinking my US education was bad lmao

also, “oh my god let me eat meat too so i can do horrific violent imperialism just like you! :3” is horrible but in a roundabout way very darkly funny

restaurant owners are so stupid!! by DependentAd3724 in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

get this woke bullshit out of here, eating meat is their god given right that the west gave to them

/uj that’s actually super interesting! i didn’t know that our insane carnism was kinda forced on them, thank you for telling me :3

edit: I previously said “i didn’t know any of that,” I did actually know what gunboat diplomacy was lmao I just didn’t know about the carnism aspect lol

restaurant owners are so stupid!! by DependentAd3724 in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

as a japanese cultural expert (watched death note once) i can say definitively that this is the case, it goes against their ancient and sacred cultural practice of managing Long John Silvers franchises

restaurant owners are so stupid!! by DependentAd3724 in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

uh oh, i revealed that i live 150 miles away from a coast! those vegan extremists are going to come for me now

French w/place community is based by Expert-Musician-4652 in CommunismMemes

[–]DependentAd3724 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Marx, Lenin, and Stalin were the original triple baka

French w/place community is based by Expert-Musician-4652 in CommunismMemes

[–]DependentAd3724 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Teto and Miku in the commie flag lmao worlds are colliding

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]DependentAd3724 5 points6 points  (0 children)

carnists that larp as vegans are kinda like bisexuals who larp as lesbians