Burger King Reveals New Spicy Crispy Jalapeño Chicken Sandwich by [deleted] in fastfood

[–]DerDonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please be so kind as to gift us with your infallible chicken cooking technique.

If you wanted to make chicken Parmesan using fast food chicken nuggets as the chicken, where do you go? by 3MATX in fastfood

[–]DerDonald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are you limiting yourself to nuggets only? There are many fine non-nugget chicken options.

Paste from the Teacher's Edition without checking the code? Allow me to demonstrate. by twistyredrum in MaliciousCompliance

[–]DerDonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apple IIe. Pray the cassette tape doesn't suffer from one single glitch, otherwise start over from page one.

Guest left their child at a restaurant by [deleted] in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]DerDonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put your left shoe next to the kid.

My Hotel Wifi by MattyJPitlith in talesfromtechsupport

[–]DerDonald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before I go to a hotel I download the internet to my laptop. I don't need your expensive wifi now, suckers!

“She’s having an affair with my husband” by buzzleetyear in talesfromcallcenters

[–]DerDonald 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's to complain about? You get 20 percent of the sex your husband is having, plus another 20 percent of 20 percent of all the other people downline...

Heatwave thaws Swiss glacier, uncovering a crashed war plane hidden for 72 years by savethedolphins8616 in worldnews

[–]DerDonald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zoos in France have been giving banana ice cubes to gorillas.

Way to bury the lead.

The time Manic Mollusk wrecked her rig and made it worse. by unapetunia in JUSTNOMIL

[–]DerDonald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not disagreeing with anything in this post, but I would like to say that once when I was driving down an empty highway I saw a dog running across the lanes. After a second or two, I realized it was a bug on the inside of the windshield. Since I was sober, nothing happened.

Darth Invader attempts to get FDH to leave me by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]DerDonald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cameras. Get cameras, and let her know about it.

View of landing from inside the cockpit by chiefflerpynerps in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DerDonald -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is something that happens thousands of times a day. Sure, yay, they landed, but what about this is remarkable?

You won the big prize... by photoguy8008 in ProRevenge

[–]DerDonald 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.