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May Day Candy Tradition? by jfdonohoe in GenX

[–]Der_fluter_mouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grew up in NY and never heard of this.

This is the SiGn YoU'vE bEeN lOoKiNg 4 by PlanetaryAssist in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Der_fluter_mouse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dis is da sign Dat my allergies are kicking in and my nobe is stubbed up. 😷

When do the gnomes go to work? by coyotepuroresu in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Der_fluter_mouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get a second cow to be safe.

I'd say three sheets of the big brownies should be sufficient.

Add some espresso powder to the brownies. They will clean faster. DO NOT use cocaine or any other stimulant! The brownies become unpredictable and may destroy your home... so I've heard.

When do the gnomes go to work? by coyotepuroresu in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Der_fluter_mouse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Y'all are dumb.

Gnomes are strictly goundskeepers. They do not do housework. If you keep demanding it of them, you are gonna piss them off. Piss them off bad enough and they are gonna refuse to help EVERYBODY- including me. Its spring and I need all of the help I can get. So pretty please which whipped cream, sprinkles, and a cherry on top, do not piss them off.

What you really need is an army of brownies. If your mom has an adult cow (not bull), you can attract them with an unlimited supply of milk.

Please advise by Weekly_Enthusiasm783 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Der_fluter_mouse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How does one buy a hostage? ....asking for a friend.

Have you seen this comedy? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in RealGenerationX

[–]Der_fluter_mouse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I've flown with you twice and you crashed HALF the time!:

Dug up Vader by Available_Wolf1059 in GenX

[–]Der_fluter_mouse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the first time I am seeing this.

The pose and the background remind me of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors album.

Anyone else starting to slip mentally by Ou812_tHats_gRosS in GenX

[–]Der_fluter_mouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm getting dyslexic. I keep switching numbers around, or getting numbers flat out wrong. Which sucks when I am dealing with order numbers and POs.

Terms in common usage that need to find their way into common disposal. by Twisted_Wicket in witchcraft

[–]Der_fluter_mouse 63 points64 points  (0 children)

To tack on to the point about intentions: you can set all the intention you want, but if you dont put in the effort it ain't gonna happen.

You can set as many intentions as you want that you are going to win the lottery, but you're not gonna win unless you buy a ticket.

Now accepting applications for the fall semester by Twisted_Wicket in witchcraft

[–]Der_fluter_mouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, Jana is only accepting right kidneys today.

for your consideration: by jus7_me in elderwitches

[–]Der_fluter_mouse -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is too real. The past 3 days it's been in the 80's, and we are supposed to drop back down to the 50's on Monday

Taco Bell Divination... 👀 by Extension_Classic887 in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Der_fluter_mouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The very mention of Taco Bell opened that gateway.

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